I don't know what it is about Bold & Beautiful that makes it so easy to start rhyming but I can't help myself. Using my extremely limited ability at merging two classic nursery ryhmes here is what I came up with.
I call it Rub-A-Dub-Diddle
Jackie M. in a tub;
Eric jumped over the moon
Stephanie laughed to see such sport
and Donna ran away with a dude