Sami's Fashion Faux Pas

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Dear Samantha Gene,

I would just like you to know that I think you are fierce and I love you. Even though you have cried continuously for the last 14 months I still love you. And because I love you I feel that it is my duty to tell you of your latest fashion faux pas. It is never, NEVER EVER acceptable to wear sequins to jail. Especially when you are saying goodbye to your baby daddy/one true love. Also, the Mary Alice head band is NOT a good look for you. At this point only Claire could get away with this:


(Not to mention that it is so low cut I can see your belly button. Something like that could cause a prison riot!)

Just remember Samantha, the next time you visit a man in prison you should wear something a little less provacative. Maybe something more like this:



Kelly and the Peeps at

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