I always knew this day would come but I never thought it would happen so soon. I had hoped it wouldn't come to this but it has. I was literally embarrassed to be seen watching All My Children. I was so embarrassed that I would have changed the channel to Flavor of Love 3 if someone had knocked on my door while I was watching AMC. Watching Flava Flav mack on slutty ghetto chicks wouldn't have been nearly as bad as watching Greenlee, Babe, Amanda, Kendall and Annie pole dancing. Seriously. Pole dancing. In their office lounge. It was so horribly bad I felt sorry for the actresses in that scene. You just know Rebecca Budig had to be thinking, "I came back for THIS???" I'm pretty sure Alicia was thinking. "There aint no way in hell I'm signing another contract after THIS!" It was disturbing. But then it got worse. I KNOW! I didn't think it could get worse than the flashing lights and generic rock music but it did! Ryan showed up. But even that's not the worst of it. Greenlee andKendall decided to strip his jacket off, rip his shirt open and shove him on a platform with his estranged wife. I thought THAT was the epitome of awkward until we got to see Ryan oogling Kendall while Annie shimmied against him. Since the illiterate writers have decided to hate on women why don't they just write a big ol' Ryan orgy and get it over with? God I hate this f*****g show.