My goodness, things are boring in Port Charles these days.
Liz/Jason: I’m tired of the merry-go-round, I want to get off. “I love you. I can’t be with you. I want to forget you but I can’t. You saved my life”. Eh, whatever.
Sonny/Carly: Gross sex in the backseat of the limo. Sonny refuses to sign the papers. Who didn’t see that coming. She showers, then has sex with Jax. And then runs to Jason. Have I not seen all this before? And really, does Jason need to be burdened with CarSon sex stories right now??
Trevor/Luke: I completely don’t understand this storyline. Anthony wants Johnny to date Lulu, so that he can keep tabs on Johnny with leverage against Luke. But Trevor goes and tells the kids to break up than facilitates the use of the leverage against Luke. Isn’t that just going to piss off Anthony, since Lulu will no longer have a reason to be with Johnny, and therefore Anthony won’t have anything to hold over Johnny’s head? My head hurts just trying to figure it all out.
I mentioned this as a joke the other day, but seriously, why do people keep showing up at the Haunted Star and drinking the booze? Is there no lock on that door? And Kate wins the idiot award with her comment that Sonny brought Michael to the warehouse because he was "trying to change". Eh, if Sonny wanted to change, he'd get out of the business completely. Shut up kate.
Claudia/Nik: Ok, this was the only bright spot today. I loved Claudia’s delirious rantings. SBr plays the little girl lost very well. Not sure that Nikolas should have let it be known that he knew about Micheal, but all around, decent scenes. I’m not sure that I can see a romantic pairing between these two though, unless Claudia gets out of daddy’s business, because it would be a slap in the face to dead Emily, considering how Nik feels about the mob and mobular people.
Where are Scrubs, Maxie, Spinelli, Logan??
Funny line of the day:
Trevor: “It must be difficult having a fool for a father”
Lucky: Yeah well, Ric would know.”