General Hospital: Perkie's Observations

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A nun? Really? Olivia gets on the plane and is seated beside a nun. In full habit. Wow. What are the odds? Eeesh!!

Ok, this is what I saw today…

Olivia: I’m going to this wedding, cuz I’m still hung up on the ex boyfriend, even though it’s been TWENTY years.

Nun: Why?

Olivia: Well, because he has holes in his cheeks and apparently, (according to the writers) every woman falls for a man with dimples.

Me: No we don’t.

Claudia: Hi, you and I are hot together.

Ric: Yes, aren’t we supposed to be making out?

Claudia: Ok, but do me another favour first and then we’ll totally be hot together.

Ric: Ok, but then let’s get hot together.

Me: Shut up and do it already!!

Elizabeth: You’ve been pushing and pulling from me for months, what’s up?

Jason: You, me, Italy.

Lulu: Oh Carly, so good of you to visit me in this mental facility.

Carly: “Eh, enough about you, let’s talk about me".

Diane: You know what we haven’t had in a while? A scene with us fighting over a dress.

Alexis: Let’s fight over a dress.

Diane: Ok, but then let’s get over it because we have a wedding to go “tomorrow” and we don’t have a dress yet.

Maxie: The sky is falling!! The sky is falling!!

Kate: Falling skies are bad omens

Sonny: Eh, I have dimples who cares about bad omens.