Half-Baked



I was always taught by my mother, "If you don’t know how to listen, you feel". I guess A.D.A. Heather Stevens never got that lesson from her own mama. Heather is too stubborn,or stupid, I can’t decide which, for her own good. The last time she went up against Victor all half-cocked what happened to her? She got herself demoted by the District Attorney. Hasn’t she learned not to mess with Victor? The man’s like Teflon, nothing sticks.

Heather keeps saying her motivation is finding out the truth, but it makes you wonder if her pursuit of truth would be so all-consuming if her bed mate Adam wouldn’t have had his ass handed to him by Victor and the rest of his family. Wasn’t Heather the one who told Adam and the elder Newman kids not to let emotions fuel their motives? What the hell is fueling hers? I’m just waiting for Heather’s boss to say, "Are you letting your ego get to you since you weren’t able to pin Ji-Min’s murder on Newman or is your new man candy pulling your strings?" More after the jump!

You know the writing’s on the wall when members of your own family start to question your judgment. Paul, Heather’s own Pops, is suspicious about her reasoning for going after Victor. Nikki was right on the money when she told the snooping blonde Victor’s case isn’t even in her jurisdiction! I guess we’re suppose to believe that with the toss of her hair Heather can try any case in the world because she has had a run in with the key players involved?

The only thing that makes me tune into this train wreck of a storyline is the fact that once The Black Knight gets word about what she’s been up to, Heather will be crying like a fat kid who dropped his cake.

27 Responses

  1. Profile photo of Jorpa
    Jorpa

    You know Jillian, I never noticed her hair til you mentioned it. LOL Of course I don’t notice anything about her. She usually just gets in my way of the story.

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    Jamey Giddens

    I just love how the producers think it’s realistic for this woman to have a new weave every day when she’s supposed to be panic stricken over her one true love. Only on soaps.

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    Jillian Bowe

    Maybe Nikki’s really a sistah? Sistahs no matter what the occasion have their weaves to-GETHA! This’s Nikki Newman Jamey, she probably has a glam squad on call like the heifer on ATL Housewives. OOPS! Ya don’t watch so ya dunno about that. :P

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    AlistairCrane

    I absolutely love Heather, and I love her and Adam together as a couple. They are the true “troublesome twosome” and I can’t get enough!!

    I’m rooting for Heather to get the dirt on the Newmans and wipe the smirks off their smug, sanctimonious faces, ESPECIALLY Vict-WHORE-ia and Nikki.

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    season1217

    Heather and Adam?! The Troublesome Twosome?! Are we in bizarro world, where everyone says the opposite of what they mean? Wait… I’m I being punked?:D

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    THEBEST

    Of course AllistairCrane loves Heather & Adam. Go figure… :P
    I just want someone, ANYONE to snap that little nag like a twig. I hate her more than Colleen…And why does she always talk to Paul like he’s a business associate?

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    Jillian Bowe

    T, I thought I was the only one that picked up on her talking to Paul as if he’s the hired help… She’s really cruising for a brusing once Victor gets back. Its as if Victor was her senior prom date that did a, "tap and go," on her and she’s getting revenge.

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    Jillian Bowe

    How should the Newmans be punished? Heather’s the one that decided to involve herself in a case that she has no legal basis for and some how got it. She comes off as exacting revenge for her boyfriend via the law. If it were something like the case leading back to Genoa City, i.e. Walter dying in GC then I’d say she’s doing her job. Its too sketchy imo. She doesn’t know exactly what happened like Ji-Min and is going all out yet again. Ya think she’d learn by now. As Kenny Rogers says (yeah I bumped to him before what of it?!) "You got to know when to hold em’ and no when to fold em."

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    Jillian Bowe

    *LOL* Ya wino or should I say WINEHOUSE! I just don’t get why the Newmans should be punished for something that they themselves don’t have a clue as to how it happened. If this entire thing took place in GC I’d lay off Heather because its in her neck of the woods. Walter died in Mexico, not NEW Mexico, not Spanish Harlem but MEXICO! That’s way out of her legal parameters. How she got it back to GC I still don’t get because it was flimsy at best (no pun there). Her being nosy got that case back to GC and her bed buddy. Paul was right to call her on it today and weeks ago, because from day one she’s had blinders on for Adam. Paul’s looking at the situation from all sides and sees that she’s out for revenge for her man via the law and Adam was wrong in his treatment of his siblings. He got what the duck got as my peeps used to say.

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    THEBEST

    Heather thinks that if she can solve this case, her ashram will be out of the fire and she’ll be the shining star at the DA’s office.

    Side note: I think that AllistairCrane purposely likes the opposite of what we do to keep things interesting. They’re like the Elisabeth Hasslebeck of DC!

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    timepass

    Let me get that one straight, because it is the mighty Victor Newman, he should not pay when he killed a man. :jawdrop:

    Heather is simply doing her job, she is collaborating with the FBI and the AFI and she is not ok, so they are all delusional is that it?

    Frankly having law enforcing people in my family, that kind of reasoning make me bonkers!

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    Jamey Giddens

    I would have snapped that man’s neck like a twig too if he killed my wife and unborn child, so I don’t blame Victor for that. LOL I do blame him for always disinheriting his kids! I would have my daddy declared cuckoo for cocoa puffs for all that business!

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    AlistairCrane

    timepass, you’re so right! Victor is not above the law, and finally he is going to pay for his crimes and Heather will wipe that smirk right off Victoria’s bitchy face!

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    Jillian Bowe

    I never said Victor’s above the law. I’m saying that Heather had no involvement in Walter’s death and due to her curiosity she got in it. I get that the writers had to do so because they weren’t going to do the, "Mexico," set thing anymore.. However, give it some realism. If the death took place in Genoa City I’d be all over those Newmans because that is Heather’s town. The death took place in Mexico. What cracks me up is that today Paul mentions that the AFI and FBI don’t have jurisdiction but yet they do in Genoa City?!

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    Jamey Giddens

    Victor snapping that mobster’s neck is no different than Heather’s daddy Paul holding Sheila in that cage like the trapped animal she was. They both took the the law into their own hands.

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    Luke Kerr

    Heather will rue the day she messes with Nikki and her spawn. Even this Victoria, who many loathe but I don’t have a problem with, can and will rub heathers face right into the ground beneath her stiletto heel.

    Who knows, maybe Heather will be so intent in her investigative duties that she’ll end up on a ship and "falling overboard." Maybe the sharks can have more fun watching her flail about than we do watching her.

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    Jamey Giddens

    Rue the day she messes with Nikki and those spoiled brats? LMAO Who has Nikki EVER bested in a battle? She lost the ranch to Victor. The senate seat toJack, NVP to Victor, her sobriety to a bottle of Jack Daniels, Jabot to Jill and Cane and don’t forget the Battle-o-Sperm, which went to Ashley! Victoria got cheated on by Bradsky with her sister-in-law and sure, Nick looks like a tough guy now when he’s bossing around the kid brother, but I’ve got two words for ya: Matt Clark.

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