HomeTVDays of Our LivesDays: “Alice Won’t Be Home For Christmas Because She’s Afraid She’ll Be Paired With Daniel!” Jamey Giddens December 20, 2008 13 Comments II think we’ve figured out why Grandma Horton (Frances Reid) is staying far, far away from Salem this holiday season. She’s afraid a certain age-indiscrimenating lothario might want more than a helping of her special donuts this Christmas! This came from Scout, one of our readers, in the comments: I think I now know why Alice won’t be home for Christmas: she’s scared silly that they’ll pair her with Daniel (Shawn Christian) ! After all, he’s been going through the ladies of Salem at a pretty good clip — no matter their age! ROTFLMAO Funniest thing I’ve read all year! Dena Higley you stop blogging and KEEP that Daniel away from my Gran! In all seriousness, we wish the phenomenal Reid well this Christmas. 13 Responses siomonstuart2003 December 20, 2008 It would be hot if Daniel and Sami hook up, but I don’t blame Grandma Horton for not being there. Her heart couldn’t take it. LMAO. siomonstuart2003 Log in to Reply momsmistchief December 20, 2008 OMG so funny. While he is a real CAD I am saddened our Alice won’t be with us this year. Francis is such a show beloved fixture it is hard to think of a Christmas show without her. We have had so many great shows over the years with lots of great memories. Salem mothers better hide their children with Dan on the lose…better yet the should hide too. He sure isn’t very choosy. Log in to Reply Scout December 20, 2008 Indeed, Daniel is an equal opportunity gigolo. It seems like when he makes with those I’m-just-a-hurt-lil’-puppy-dog eyes, all the women go wild! On a more somber note: it is a shame that Alice won’t be in the Christmas show, considering that this might very well be the last holiday season we see in Salem. Log in to Reply Jamey Giddens December 20, 2008 I’m convinced Ken Corday is gonna show up on screen and take a baseball bat to the Horton Christmas tree and then throw one of Gran’s donuts, hitting poor Deidre Hall in the face. I mean, really, what’s left, besides that? Log in to Reply Scout December 20, 2008 You’re so correct — considering that we all know by now that Ken Corday is indeed the true Salem Serial Killer! ‘Cause he’s about beat this poor show to death! I hope the spirits of his parents and Macdonald Carey haunt the hell outta him this Christmas! Log in to Reply AlistairCrane December 20, 2008 How can she still be employed by Days when she hasn’t made an appearance in all of ’08? Log in to Reply AlistairCrane December 20, 2008 Also, no one’s reported this yet, so I’ll tell you: John Callahan is now on contract with the show, according to Jason47. Log in to Reply Jamey Giddens December 20, 2008 You’re so correct — considering that we all know by now that Ken Corday is indeed the true Salem Serial Killer! ‘Cause he’s about beat this poor show to death! I hope the spirits of his parents and Macdonald Carey haunt the hell outta him this Christmas! *** Oh they will. It will be A Salem Christmas Carol By: Jamey Gidden Dickens Caat: Ken Corday as Ebenezer Scrooge Hogan Sheffer as Bob Bill Bell as the Ghost of Christmas Past Molly Burnett as the Ghost of Christmas Present Pauly Shore (he’ll be the new Shawn D) as the Ghost of Christmas Future Drake Hogestyn and Deidre Hall as Tiny Tim (they don’t have enough to pay them for two roles, so they have to share.) Log in to Reply Jamey Giddens December 20, 2008 Also, no one’s reported this yet, so I’ll tell you: John Callahan is now on contract with the show, according to Jason47. *** What? Stinky Fudge Crickets! Log in to Reply Scout December 20, 2008 Pauly Shore as the new Shawn D? Oh, Jamey…don’t give Corday any more bad ideas that he hasn’t already hatched on his own! Log in to Reply carly2098 December 20, 2008 I think ken corday need to go away and let someone else write, Days. When you fire, Drake and Deride, and now Alice won’t be there for christmas. come wake up Ken Corday. your parents would be so mad at your if they were alive. Come not having Alice there for Christmas. I’m going to mad if the don’t the the chritmas tree thing this year. Log in to Reply THEBEST December 20, 2008 It’s a sad day when even Frances Reid is telling Corday to take a flying leap. She knows that the show has been horrid. I bet she’s refusing to come back to that mess. ***///My life as a soap fan is on life support, waiting for a miracle…\\\*** Log in to Reply AlistairCrane December 21, 2008 I’m actually beginning to think Frances “called in sick” to protest the DD’s firing… ‘Member, Frances was fired from Days too in 2004 and she’s probably none too happy. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply You must be logged in to post a comment.