Days: “Alice Won’t Be Home For Christmas Because She’s Afraid She’ll Be Paired With Daniel!”




II think we’ve figured out why Grandma Horton (Frances Reid) is staying far, far away from Salem this holiday season. She’s afraid a certain age-indiscrimenating lothario might want more than a helping of her special donuts this Christmas! This came from Scout, one of our readers, in the comments:
 

I think I now know why Alice won’t be home for Christmas: she’s scared silly that they’ll pair her with Daniel (Shawn Christian) ! Barf! After all, he’s been going through the ladies of Salem at a pretty good clip — no matter their age!

ROTFLMAO Funniest thing I’ve read all year! Dena Higley you stop blogging and KEEP that Daniel away from my Gran! In all seriousness, we wish the phenomenal Reid well this Christmas.

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    momsmistchief

    OMG so funny. While he is a real CAD I am saddened our Alice won’t be with us this year. Francis is such a show beloved fixture it is hard to think of a Christmas show without her. We have had so many great shows over the years with lots of great memories. Salem mothers better hide their children with Dan on the lose…better yet the should hide too. He sure isn’t very choosy.

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    Scout

    Indeed, Daniel is an equal opportunity gigolo. It seems like when he makes with those I’m-just-a-hurt-lil’-puppy-dog eyes, all the women go wild!

    On a more somber note: it is a shame that Alice won’t be in the Christmas show, considering that this might very well be the last holiday season we see in Salem. :(

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    Jamey Giddens

    I’m convinced Ken Corday is gonna show up on screen and take a baseball bat to the Horton Christmas tree and then throw one of Gran’s donuts, hitting poor Deidre Hall in the face. I mean, really, what’s left, besides that?

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    Scout

    You’re so correct — considering that we all know by now that Ken Corday is indeed the true Salem Serial Killer! ‘Cause he’s about beat this poor show to death! I hope the spirits of his parents and Macdonald Carey haunt the hell outta him this Christmas!

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    AlistairCrane

    Also, no one’s reported this yet, so I’ll tell you: John Callahan is now on contract with the show, according to Jason47.

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    Jamey Giddens

    You’re so correct — considering that we all know by now that Ken Corday is indeed the true Salem Serial Killer! ‘Cause he’s about beat this poor show to death! I hope the spirits of his parents and Macdonald Carey haunt the hell outta him this Christmas!
    ***
    Oh they will. It will be A Salem Christmas Carol

    By: Jamey Gidden Dickens

    Caat:

    Ken Corday as Ebenezer Scrooge
    Hogan Sheffer as Bob
    Bill Bell as the Ghost of Christmas Past
    Molly Burnett as the Ghost of Christmas Present
    Pauly Shore (he’ll be the new Shawn D) as the Ghost of Christmas Future
    Drake Hogestyn and Deidre Hall as Tiny Tim (they don’t have enough to pay them for two roles, so they have to share.)

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    carly2098

    I think ken corday need to go away and let someone else write, Days. When you fire, Drake and Deride, and now Alice won’t be there for christmas. come wake up Ken Corday. your parents would be so mad at your if they were alive. Come not having Alice there for Christmas. I’m going to mad if the don’t the the chritmas tree thing this year.

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    THEBEST

    It’s a sad day when even Frances Reid is telling Corday to take a flying leap. She knows that the show has been horrid. I bet she’s refusing to come back to that mess.

    ***///My life as a soap fan is on life support, waiting for a miracle…\\\***

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    AlistairCrane

    I’m actually beginning to think Frances “called in sick” to protest the DD’s firing…

    ‘Member, Frances was fired from Days too in 2004 and she’s probably none too happy.

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