Melanie (Molly Burnett) hasn't stumbled into the Horton Christmas tree and burnt down the Horton home yet (listen to our Top 5 Things We Want For Christmas episode to know what I'm talking about), but there is still time if today's show is any indication. Cry us a river Melanie, we don't care one iota about how no one wants to talk to you at the Titan Christmas party. Poor Max (Darin Brooks) doesn't deserve to have an annoying sister like Melanie. Can anyone remember the last time a soap tried so hard to force fans to feel sympathy for or like such a terrible character? I can't.