General Hospital: Perkie's Year in Review, February
Part Two: February 2008
Sam: The TMK tried to kill me.
Lucky: Nuh uh, The TMK was totally Coop and he’s totally dead and I would know, since I’m the smartest cop, uh, no wait, let me check this out.
Lulu: Logan, I swear, I only have eyes for you, Johnny, uh I mean, Logan.
Ric: Hi, I’m a hot, rich lawyer with no story.
Marianna: I’m a waitress with immigration problems….
Ric: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Trevor: I’m a tool, I’m a tool, I’m a tool, I’m a tool…..
Jason: You shouldn’t tell anyone you might have hit Sam with your car.
Liz: Ok.
Nik: I think I hit Sam with my car. Should I tell someone?
Liz: I’m cool with that.
Tracy: I want a divorce.
Luke: Nuh uh.
Mike: What are you playing with?
Michael: Bullets.
Mike: Do you have a gun?
Michael: Nope.
Mike: Ok, see ya.
Michael: Let me just throw it away in this dumpster….oopsie, Kate’s dead, let me run away.
Ian: Hi, I’m the new psycho, I mean, doctor in town.
Patrick: Ignore everything Dr Scorpio says, because she’s wacky with the pregnancy hormones all them wimmins get.
Robin: I know you are, but what am I.
Nik: I still see dead people.
Ian: Hey, you want some cool drugs so you can continue to see dead people? Cuz apparently, not only do I work for the Russian syndicate, but also Jerry Jackes, whom I know as Mr. Moreau, but you know as James Craig, you know.
Logan: I have all these things in my apartment that make me look like I’m the TMK, but I’m totally not.
Lulu: You totally are. Let me smack you upside the head with this pipe wrench.
Logan: Owie.
Lulu: Johnny, smacking Logan upside the head makes me horny, let’s do the nasty while Logan lies dying in the OR.
Johnny: Cool.
Diego: I AM THE TEXT MESSAGE KILLER.
Sam: I thought you were dead. I’m totally going to go Everyday Heroes on you.
Liz: Wasn’t he dead? He doesn’t know who Jake’s father is, does he. Cuz it’s a secret.
Maxie: I thought he was dead. And his shoes don’t match his shirt.
Spinelli: The Jackal’s perception was that the son of the dark lord was without life.
Nik: I thought he was dead. And you know how I enjoy the dead people.
Nadine: He was totally dead. Or as Aunt Raylene would say, there ain’t nothing stinkier than a fish in a barrel on hot day.
Stay tuned for March.
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Comments
25 March 2008
44 weeks 6 days
Liz: I'm Cool with that.
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Lmao. Loooving these.
1 June 2008
10 min 36 sec
Great job.........................
23 July 2008
29 min 38 sec
Brilliant!
16 September 2008
2 hours 50 sec
You just made my Monday. Thanks!
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***Hey Lizard, it's called karma. Look it up***
22 August 2008
5 days 23 hours
This is sooo funny, if the these line were the actual scripts GH would be much more entertaining
Can't wait for March
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LIASON=REAL LOVE....BOOZA SUCKS
3 February 2008
3 hours 4 min
These are so great. If only I'd waited to read these recaps instead of sitting through all those episodes bored out of my mind. Note to self: take a soap break at 3 p.m. and wait ro read Perkie's 2009 recaps next year!
22 April 2008
1 day 3 hours
Ric: Hi, I’m a hot, rich lawyer with no story.
Marianna: I’m a waitress with immigration problems….
Ric: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Trevor: I’m a tool, I’m a tool, I’m a tool, I’m a tool…..
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although the marianna storyline bored me to death, This is actually pretty funny.
waiting for march.
19 July 2008
5 days 16 hours
Priceless.
Haha.
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JaSam reunion? You know how they say be careful what you wish for? I get that now....
13 November 2008
1 year 1 week
Jason and liz will be back together, before we know. it will always be a push and pull thing, Sam need to go back to Lucky. Jason could never trust sam ever ever ever ever again
Liason forever
16 November 2007
25 weeks 2 days
These are terrific! Thanks so much!!