Try Ridge




Check out this, ahem, “classic” trailer for The Bold and the Beautiful from the early nineties. It features the following jingle/rap/hot mess:

“His eyes seduce you, you yearn for his kiss,
He’s hurt you before, you’ve just got to resist.
Imagine the desire, imagine it’s you,
If temptation embraced you, what would YOU do?”

If Ridge embraced me, I know what I’d do...


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dmarex's picture
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Hahahahahha... how funny. Smile :)

soapjunkie88's picture
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What the really awful thing is ... you could still use this promo! And the quality would right fit in with the show.

season1217's picture
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Darren, can I borrow your knife and blender?Wink That man must be stopped!

Darren Lomas's picture
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YES! Season, if you are in the Los Angeles region, please do us all a favor and do what needs to be done...

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What the really awful thing is ... you could still use this promo! And the quality would right fit in with the show.
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Actually back then the show was awesome and the promos suck. Now it's the opposite.

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Oh my, this is classic it took me back to the time when Ridge was still desirable to my prepubescent self, but seriously that was so bad its good in a cheesetastic kind of way

daisyclover1938's picture
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LOL!! I love it!! Thanks Darren Smile

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Luke Kerr's picture
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wow....just wow.

shmotis's picture
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Cheesy is right , it reminds me of the old Fly Me ads featuring the airline stewardess 's

season1217's picture
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YES! Season, if you are in the Los Angeles region, please do us all a favor and do what needs to be done...

Darn, Darren! I'm in New York! Give me some time, I'll think of something.

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Now Season, don't you harm a hair on the Moss-Man's head! He's an International Treasure! Besides, I wouldn't want some really angry Aussies coming after you, lol

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Darren Lomas's picture
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Season, you better! Daisy could be right though - you'll have to cover your tracks, otherwise the Moss Maidens will be after you...

season1217's picture
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I'm touched that you guys got my back but I'm willing to risk it! I have put up w/ this mess for too many years! Maybe, if I can get James Scott on B&B the Aussies w/ be willing to let Ridge go.

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Okay Season, but you may just cause an International Incident and really, doesn't Obama have enough to deal with??

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season1217's picture
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Then what do you suggest, Daisy. Must we all suffer Ridge to keep the peace? I don't know if I can. What if I say that Ridge has the WMD's? How long could I get away w/ that? Say... eight years? Okay, I'm sorry. I promised I wouldn't go political.Tongue

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You're right Season, Ridge has been King Stud for far too long, his reign must end. But Moss-Man has got to stay on the show somehow - no compromising on that! No one brings the cheese like RM!

btw, if you try taking James Scott away from DAYS to bring him onto B&B, then all the EJ fans will be coming after you! Angry EJ fangirls + blood thirsty Moss Maidens = Season on the Run Forever, lol

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Darren Lomas's picture
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Season, you're doomed! I'm just glad I don't have Ridge's blood on my hands and my blender is clean.

season1217's picture
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I did it for you, Darren! It was all for you!

Scott Novick's picture
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As cheesy as they were, I used to love these promos for the CBS shows with Clarence (the guy doing the rapping). He started out doing Y&R mini-updates for some L.A. radio show, which brought him to the attention of CBS, and he was featured in all their promos at one point in the 90s. I wonder if there are any other of his promos out there, since there was always something fun about them.

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Season, you did good. The cheque's in the post and you'll be able to cash it just as soon as you're released from prison.

Scott, yes - I saw a few others - I'll maybe post them soon, didn't want to put them all up at once and take up too much blog space!

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I just want ridge to fall of a cliff.

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