Oh Hells No! Is The CW Breaking Up David and Donna on Nu90210?



Say it ain’t so! Word on the street is Donna Martin’s marriage to Kelly Taylor’s stepbrother David Silver will be on the skids when Tori Spelling reprises her signature role as primetime’s latest bloomer on 90210. E! Online‘s Kristin says:
 

I’m hearing Donna (Tori Spelling) comes back to  Bev Hills and reveals she’s having problems with David (paging Brian Austin Green!). Seriously, have any of these women been lucky in love?! I feel for the old school 90210-ers! The upside, though, is that their careers all appear to be going well (and global). Word is, Donna is thinking about opening a clothing store in Los Angeles and she’s already a huge success in Japan."

Now you mean to tell me, it took that boy what, eight years to hit that, and now they may break them up? Poor BAG didn’t even get to experience Tor-Tor’s new boobies (I wonder if she named them Claire and Emily Valentine?). 


 
Some things should be sacred in the Pop Culture Universe. I want to believe that David Silver is a platinum-selling, white boy rapper, who starred in a biopic called Rodeo Mile about his life growing up in the hoods of Beverly, deejaying tunes by Shanice and Debbie— make that Deborah— Gibson and doing the Roger Rabbit dance at West Bev parties, while Donna Martin-Sliver just designed Michelle Obama‘s inaugural gown, and they are living soapily ever after! Can’t I have my fan fic fantasies at the very least? First I lose Tupac, John-John, Lady Di and Left Eye, now this? 

It’s bad enough that evil, vicious blonde she-witch (Is that oxymoronic? No?) Kelly (Jennie Garth) has Dylan’s love seed, not Brenda (Shannen Doherty), now they wanna mess up David and Donna? Can’t they try counseling? I mean, come on CW let’s not be rash! Why can’t David and Donna get a Wake-Up Call from Greg Whatshisface on SOAPnet?

 I guess now if Heather Locklear reprises her Melrose Place role as Amanda Woodward,she won’t be wearing mini-skirts, or sleeping with people on desks and then getting up, putting her clothes back on and going to pitch meetings? Blasphemy! Don’t mess with the classics people. In times like these our television love stories are what keep us off of rooftops, that and Cadbury Creme Eggs. Oh, and by the way, AnnaLynne McCord still sucks donkey peter, even with straight hair.

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    season1217

    Isn’t BAG still on that Terminator show?

    And, technically, David didn’t wait for Donna. He cheated on her once or twice.

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    Jamey Giddens

    Well Season, the boy had needs! LOL I know he had sex with other girls, the limo skank, Val, Claire, and later on Brenda Barrett, but it took him almost a decade to unfasten Donna’s chastity belt.

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    You know what always upset me. Soon after they started having sex they broke up and Donna then got with Noah and three episodes later they were sleeping together. The love of her life has to wait 7-8 years but the Luke Perry clone got it in 7-8 minutes.

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    Jamey Giddens

    You know what always upset me. Soon after they started having sex they broke up and Donna then got with Noah and three episodes later they were sleeping together. The love of her life has to wait 7-8 years but the Luke Perry clone got it in 7-8 minutes.
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    I know a LOT of people, guys and girls, who did that in real life. Waited for “the one”, then after that ended, they made up for lost time like Bunny Rabbits on Levitra.

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    I know a LOT of people, guys and girls, who did that in real life. Waited for “the one”, then after that ended, they made up for lost time like Bunny Rabbits on Levitra.

    ROTFL!

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    AlistairCrane

    This is the problem with the new show: They don’t get what was good about the old one, and now they’re ruining it! It would be very simple to say that David’s off-screen with the baby rather than say their marriage is breaking up.

    They need to get BAG for an episode to have scenes with Donna and Silver. Yes, he’s on Terminator, but he’s said publically if they get arrange it around his schedule, he’d make an appearance on 90210.

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    Jamey Giddens

    I am sorry, but if Tor-Tor doesn’t figure out a way to get along with Shannen, she can hit the bricks as far as I am conerned. I got ten years with Donna and Kelly, bu only four with my Brenda Walsh, and if Tori coming on means less airtime for Shannen I will drop this show from my DVR so fast it will fry AnnaLynne McCord’s hair back the way it used to look.

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    pspencer618

    I’m with Jamey. I hope that Tori coming on the show doesn’t start the Donna and Kelly show again. 90210 became “must not watch all the time” tv for me when Shannen left the show. I got tired of the Kelly-go-round.

    “I love you Dylan (even though you are my best buds guy). Oh wait, now I love Brandon. Oh now I can’t choose. Look there seems to be some other random guy that I can dangle in your face. Everyone man on the show loves me, and any girl that opposes me is trash!”

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    GossipGirl

    Maybe it was just me, but I never liked Donna! She was so annoying! I took nu90210 of my Tivo a couple of weeks ago, but maybe I’ll give it another try if someone can convince me. Anyone?? LOL!

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    AlistairCrane

    90210 is only worth watching for the Brenda/Kelly scenes, which are few and far between. No reason to re-add, GG!

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    Jamey Giddens

    I get that Shannen is difficult, but I also hear Luke Perry was, why is it in Hollywood, that difficult women are show the door, but difficult men are A-Ok? Also it’s a sad fact that most people who are the most difficult tend to bring the most to the table.

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    THEBEST

    Donna & David were the signature couple of the series, and they’re gonna be broken up? There better be a reunion in the works…

    ***///Pine Valley will be whistling Dixie soon…\\\***

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    Jamey Giddens

    Donna & David were the signature couple of the series,
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    Well…I wouldn’t quite drive down that street! LOL I think 90210’s signature couple was Dylan and Brenda, though short-lived they got America talking.

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    sonyab1974

    “I love you Dylan (even though you are my best buds guy). Oh wait, now I love Brandon. Oh now I can’t choose. Look there seems to be some other random guy that I can dangle in your face. Everyone man on the show loves me, and any girl that opposes me is trash!”
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    ROFL ROFL! I remember!!!! :)

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