Investigate This




So Sam (Kelly Monaco) wants to be a Private Investigator and is working on getting her P.I. license? As I watched today's General Hospital I couldn't help but wonder which woman would be the better P.I., Sam McCall or Felicia Jones Scorpio (Kristina Wagner)?

Who do you think would be the better P.I., Sam or Felicia?


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I think Sam would. She is not ditzy like Felicia and Sam can take the hits as evidenced by her bad hip.

Also, didn't Felicia start her affair with Luke when she was supposed to be working with him? I think Sam takes the job more seriously.

Also, wasn't the "Jackal" supposed to be working on his PI as well? Or is it he just calls himself "Jackal PI"? I can't remember.

PS - Sam would look better in the Ferrari 308GTS (Like Magnum), which NEVER goes out of style in my opinion. Smile

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... Sam can take the hits as evidenced by her bad hip.

Now that's just asking for it!}:)

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Write this down on a calendar, I'm about to praise Sam McCall. Sam, whether we like it or not, is GH's freaking wonder woman. She found Chucky the Murder Doll, when AJ snatched him, she saved the villagers from the evil Craig. Felicia couldn't even find a clue. Sorry, but the Flea is one character who annoys me even more than Sam, unless Lucy's around to make her bearable.

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LOL Season, that is so true

I think Felicia because she wouldn't need to be rescued so many damn times

"Also, didn't Felicia start her affair with Luke when she was supposed to be working with him? I think Sam takes the job more seriously."

R u serious with that statement Chrystie-Delancey

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Sam knows how to shoot Jason's gun, but does that make her ready to be a P.I.?

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What is wrong with GH. Seriously I had to stop watching this show otherwise I would have had a heart attack.

WHy break up Sam and Lucky when Sam is getting her PI license. Lucky could leave the police force and join her as a PI. THose two would be EXCELLENT together solving mysteries and going out on the run.

GH is a waste of airtime.

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Hell has frozen over Jaime praised Spam

Jamey please don't cross over to the dark side come back to the light of Elizabeth.

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Sam knows how to shoot Jason's gun....

Is that a joke or are you taking about Jason's literal gun?

I pick Felicia because she could coerce a confession out of anyone. Her voice is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

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Yeah, but Jason shot blanks for her, Liz got the real ammo! Tongue

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Jamey I knew it was too good to last...

I am just glad you acknowledged the many heroic deeds Sam has preformed over the years.

Sam would be BY FAR the better PI. didnt Flea even allow herself to get entombed somewhere during the Lila book arc? And she is lousy with remembering details - look how easily she forgot her daughters.

Ditch the bitch, Save the World....Exterminate the Lizard.

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ETT, that's what did it for me, the way that nasty Flea kept abandoning her girls.

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Can I get a none of the above. In all fairness I would go with Sam, probably because Flea couldn't find her own kids if she was in the same room with them.

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Got to go with my girl Sam! Actually Felicia and Sam could always partner up...though Sam would have to track Felicia down every time she pulled a disappearing act, lol

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I am racking my brains here - I cant think of a case that Felicia solved - I am sure there was one?? but I cant remember which one it might have been. Would you say she solved the mystery of Crane Toliver?

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EET: I love your signatures and avatar! Our little mascot is back! Laughing out loud

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HAHA I dont know why our little mascot didnt come over with us from TFO. I guess we left it guarding the bus? LOL

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An interesting fact...some species of Lizards eat crickets. Watch out!

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I love it. I knew one species of LIZARD ATTRACTED crotch crickets (where do you think the PC plague started LOL) but I didnt know they fed on them too. So basically its like she is carrying around her own personal food supply? LOL }:) Tongue Wink

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HAHAHAHA.....you guys kill me sometimes.....lol.....

Sam would obviously make the better PI.....

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Crickets are not Lizard parasites.

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I could see Sam and Spinelli working together now that he'll be pushed away from Jason. Sam/Spin are great together. He always considered Sam a friend and vice versa. This s/l actually has potential.

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Crickets are Lizard shrimp. lol

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They are Lizard's something alright LOL. Her panties were just recently in a bunch for Jason and a week later she is already looking for some friction from Lucky. Sick

But enough of that, this is a Sam becoming a PI thread. And when it turns out her bio dad is Robert Frickin Scorpio, we will know why she is so good at the job. Cool

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i've been hoping, nay, dreaming of this since spinelli got his license!

i have to vote sam, because she doesn't have kids to worry about being safe for or keeping protected. and she's more street smart. i love felicia, but sam's upbringing certainly gives her an advantage.

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Felicia may have had kids, but she never worried about keeping them safe LOL

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Can I put a write in Vote for Mac? I mean the only time Felicia was good as P.I. is when she and Mac worked together. Besides, Sam doesn't even know her own identity from week to week!

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Felicia learned from Anna and Sean... and partnered with Mac before Mac lost brain cells because he became a cop in Sonnyland.

That's a pretty good resume for a PI.

Sam? Is she going to partner up with Spinelli? Maybe she'll take the same courses he did to become a PI.

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To paraphrase Sonny from yesterday, just because I taught you everything you know doesnt mean I tought you everything I Know.

Flea learned from watching Anna but she certainly wasnt trained.

Sam is a natural.

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How would Sam be able to put in the necessary leg work of being a PI when she's always flat on her back?

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Right, because a woman can't have a job and a sex life too, LOL!

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Sam's avatar would have to be taken from the photo files of the Centers for Disease Control.

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A PI with a criminal record, surely you jest.

Oups forget it, it is GH, anything BUT a good original story is possible.

Let's go, whitewashing Sam part 2!

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"How would Sam be able to put in the necessary leg work of being a PI when she's always flat on her back?"

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That is how she solves her cases first she interrogates them in her hot tub
(That was the funniest thing that Plucky has ever said on this show)

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Sam would be a great PI. Sam is hot with a gun and a kick butt attitude. And Maxie can be her right-hand gal. Maxie would follow in her parents footsteps and her and Sam would be a kick-a@# team.

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Maxie should NOT be Sam's sidekick! Maxie has more star power in her pinky toe than Spam.

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"Sam's avatar would have to be taken from the photo files of the Centers for Disease Control."

Jamey, I'm not sure they have anything THAT BAD on record. If anyone could breed a new, infectious, record breaking disease, it would be Sam McCall-Girl.

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If Elizabitch could have a career with her legs constantly in the birthing stirrups, sure Sam can have a Superhot, Superfine love life with Jason AND be a PI.

I love KS and KeMo, both of whom have awesome star power, and would make a great team, however I want Maxie to just stay Sam's bff and keep working at what is soon to be Carly's magazine LOL Sam's sidekick in the PI biz should be spinelli.

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Sam MCCALL....PI (PENIS INSPECTOR)

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Liz has a career. She's a nurse. She finished high school AND nursing school, while Sam was off running confidence games and selling her body to the highest bidder (i.e. Jax and Sonny). Sam could't be a nurse, becaue 'Hooked On Phonics' didn't work for her. Now "How to Con and Kill a Man in 10 Days Or Less" is practically her bible. And as for Liz's constantly metioned reproductive abilities. She has two children and lost two children. What is so all fired shameful about that? One child was her then-husbands and the other was a child she was selected to carry as a surrogate. It's not like she was out banging married mobsters and Aussie billionaires in the same night. I'm sorry, but until the day Elizabeth Webber screws her mother's husband on her kitchen floor or watches children be placed in danger, not once, but twice, there is no comparing her morals to Spam's. It's laughable in fact. All soap characters are flawed, but Liz would never allow her jealousy to see harm come to a child and all the apologies and rescue efforts in the world won't change what Spam did.

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You keep conveniently forgetting that while Lizard was sponging off her grams, Sam was fleeing charges for a murder she didnt commit and desperately trying to protect her mentally handicapable brother. How do you think Luke and Laura survived while hiding from Frank Smith and the mob - do you think they conned at times to get by. When you are hiding from a powerful group - whether it be the mob or the police, its not like you can go down to the local University and enroll. She has had 4 pregnancies and I am pretty sure the only one that was planned was the one where she rented her womb out.

As for what Lizzie was doing while Sam was trying to survive, she was having sex with her best friends ex, bashing in people's heads with lead pipes, screeching at Carly who at the time believed she was a RAPE victim, leaving Courtney to die where Ric abandoned her all the while wishing she was the one banging a mobster.

Her morals are just as crappy as the rest of the folks in PC and IMHO its laughable that she is constantly put on this unrealistic pedastal.

Now back to the topic. Sam would be a tremendous PI. To quote Perkie, this is a "goldmine". Sam, esp. if she works in tandem with Spinelli, would definately amp up the action level on GH as the best PI to hit PC since Anna Devane. Now I just hope it turns out that daddy turns out to be Robert and he comes back to run a Father and Daughter family business!
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Jamey, I blame the writers for messing with Sam s/ls over again and manipulating it to fit their purposes. I do again that all the players involve in this s.l was made to look bad and did not help anyone. Sam would make a great PI.

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