Britney Spears may have (smartly) turned down Dr. Phil's offer for televised "help" last year, but Octo Mom Nadya Suleman was all-too willing to be counseled by the burly shrink in front of millions of trainwreck junkies. Suleman's Feb. 11 appearance on the talk show saw ratings for Dr. Phil increase by 6 percent. Hmm, maybe she should do a cameo on fertility-obssessed All My Children? Zach Slater hasn't impregnated anyone in oh, what has it been, 10 months or so? If not, she can always join the touring cast of The Vagina Monologues. Something tells me her love box would have quite a bit to talk about, and I for one would love to hear what it has to say for itself!