HomeTVAll My ChildrenWishful Casting: Santa Barbara: The Movie Jamey Giddens April 30, 2009 17 Comments With classic, daytime vampire opera Dark Shadows, starring Johnny Depp, coming soon to a theater near you, I can’t help but hope this development could start a trend toward seeing some of our more notable, favorite daytime sudsers being adapted for the big screen. I believe iconic, cult soaps like Ryan’s Hope and Santa Barbara could definitely work as streamlined three-act, two-hour soapgasms. A good story is a good story, is a good story, whether it’s on daytime, primetime, on the big screen, or being gleeped into your brain via digital signals in your earrings. Peyton Place proved that. That explosive novel by Grace Metalious was turned into a movie, a successful primetime sudser and ultimately led to novel and movie sequels and even a daytime soap opera. All it takes is executives who are willing to think outside of the box. To help speed up the process, I’ve taken the liberty of doing a Wishful Casting for the one soap that simply has to find its way back onto the pop culture landscape—Santa Barbara. As Bridget and Jerome Dobson are my witnesses, I won’t rest until Santa Barbara returns in some shape, form or fashion! Do you hear me Fronsie? Wishful Casting: Santa Barbara: The Movie Robert Redford as Channging "CC" Capwell; King Lear-esque patriarch of the Capwell family; CEO and Chairman of Capwell Enterprises, comprised of oil holdings and hotels, with big letter "C’s" that occasionally fall over and crush unsuspecting women to their deaths. Blythe Danner as Sophia Capwell; CC’s long-suffering wife, faked her death and abandoned the family in shame after accidently killing (Or did she?) her sexually-confused son Channing. She returns to town dressed in drag as a man. Is it any wonder her kids had issues? Kim Cattrall as Gina Blake DeMott Capwell; CC’s third wife, whom he marries to seize custody of his grandson Brandon, whom Gina has adopted. A shameless grifter, prone to popping prescription pills, Gina loves the Capwell money and power much more than she does the Capwell men. Hugh Laurie as Mason Capwell; CC’s alcoholic, sardonic eldest child from his first marriage to emotionally-unstable Pamela Conrad. Prone to Shakespeare-esque monologues about his wicked stepmother Sophia, Mason resents his younger half siblings, most notably Channing, his father’s namesake. Jude Law as Channing Capwell; CC and Sophia’s first child together, or so CC is led to believe. Channing is actually the product of an illicit affair between Sophia and CC’s business rival Lionel Lockridge. (Later in the movie it is revealed that Lionel’s nefarious mother Minx had him switched at birth to prevent a Lockridge from being raised a Capwell!) Golden boy Channing is seen as the biggest catch in the state by California socialites. Too bad he’s gay, not that it stops him from fathering an illegitimate child with the daughter of the Capwell maid, before being gunned down by his own not-so-mother. (Or did she?). Scarlett Johansson as Eden Capwell; CC and Sophia’s daughter, the ultimate heroine. Loves to gel her bangs backwards, and sometimes favors a crimping iron and occasionally splits into pesky alters that cause her to jump off cliffs to her presumed death. Eden falls hard for Mexican-American cop Cruz Castillo, much to her father’s dismay. Blake Lively as Kelly Capwell; Eden’s naive younger sister. Has really, really long, glossy blonde hair, that she tends to wear over one shoulder. Is generally overcome by her explosive emotions (think The O.C‘s Marissa Cooper, only played by an actress who can, you know, act). Falls for bad boys. Her first love, Joe Perkins, is falsely imprisoned for her brother Channing’s murder. Zac Efron as Ted Capwell; youngest Capwell child. Becomes involved in a Romeo and Juliet-style romance with Lockridge heiress Laken. Really doesn’t do much but stand around looking dumb and pretty. Basically Kelly with boy parts. Betty White as Minx Lockridge; manipulative matriarch of the Lockridge family. Loathes the Capwells, so much so that she switches baby Channing at birth with some nobody toddler named Brick Wallace. She also shoots CC when he tries to evict her out of Lockridge Manor. Donald Sutherland as Lionel Lockridge; CC’s arch rival. Loves his wife Augusta, but just can’t seem to stay faithful to her. Susan Surandon as Augusta Wainright Lockridge; glamorous, society maven who looks down on her husband’s on again/off again mistress Sophia. Dotes on her children, as well as her little sister Julia. Julia Roberts as Julia Wainright, a modern day Kate Hepburn, legal eagle Julia Wainright is as principled and noble as they come, which is of course why she is drawn to drunken cad Mason Capwell, as well as his alter ego, Southern-fried Sonny Sprockett. Owen Wilson as Warren Lockridge; eldest Lockridge son. Starts off a tennis and golf pro-type, before becoming a passionate reporter, dedicated to uncovering the illegal business dealings of the Capwells. More like a brother to his aunt Julia. Emily VanCamp as Laken Lockridge; Lionel and Augusta’s daughter, in love with Ted Capwell, even though her father disapproves. For some odd reason becomes a race car driver. Channing Tatum as Joe Perkins; Kelly’s first love. Jailed for the murder of Channing Capwell. Joe gets out of jail, driven by revenge and the desire to see Kelly put all of her hair over one shoulder again before they kiss passionately. Gilles Marini as Cruz Castillo; heroic cop who falls hard for Eden Capwell and must fight to prove his worth to her father CC. He occasionally rescues Eden from sickos like Kirk Cranston. Hates shark-infested pits. Kevin Spacey as Keith Timmons; corrupt district attorney, who routinely goes up against Julia Wainright in court. Finds a partner-in-crime in Gina Capwell. Penelope Cruz as Santana Andrade; daughter of Rosa, the Capwell maid, in love with Channing. Mother of his son Brandon. Spend the entire movie trying to get Brandon back, even though any fool can see the kid totally belongs with Gina! Just give it a rest already Santana, sheesh! Kiefer Sutherland as Kirk Cranston; really bad, bad guy. Hates Cruz and Eden, loves shark-infested pits. Related: What the Santa Barbara Characters Are Doing 15 Years Later 17 Responses nolanspice April 30, 2009 With four Emmy winners and six Oscar recipients, this is a cast that can’t miss! How I would love to be in the budgeting meeting for THIS one! Kudos, Jamey! You never cease to amaze me! Log in to Reply Mrs Adam Carrington April 30, 2009 Jamey I have to disagree woth your casting of ScarJo as Eden, she doesn’t have the acting chops. And Julia Roberts as Julia Wainwright OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!! Laura Linney would be a much better choice or Stephanie March former ADA Cabot on Law and Order or Jillian Hennessy former ADA Kinkaid from Law and Order. Log in to Reply Jamey Giddens April 30, 2009 Stephanie March comes off as wooden to me! LOL Did you see Julia in Charlie Wilson’s War? Brilliant. Log in to Reply Mrs Adam Carrington May 1, 2009 OK Jamey no to Stephanie March but what about Jillian Hennessy. She is age appropriate and can act, she and Richard Brooks were the only two actors on Law and Order that made believable junior ADAs, plus Julia Roberts repels me faster than rotting food, so I don’t want her as by beloved Julia W. Log in to Reply season1217 May 1, 2009 Laura Linney would be a perfect choice as Julia. But my favorite ADA was Angie Harmon as Abbie “Hang ‘em High” Carmichael. Log in to Reply Mrs Adam Carrington May 1, 2009 season, I dug Abby Carmichael fine but Angie Harmon as the WASPy Julia Wainwright, I think not. Log in to Reply Jamey Giddens May 1, 2009 Julia Wainright was much more theatrical and comical than the ADAs on law and order. They all seem so wooden and one note. Log in to Reply spudfarm May 1, 2009 I never saw Santa Barbara, but Blake Lively? Acting? You sure? Log in to Reply smulgrew May 1, 2009 please tell me that “gleep” was a reference to the most cheestastic 80′s sitcom “Out of this World…” Log in to Reply Mrs Adam Carrington May 1, 2009 Then what about my original choice Laura Linney, Jamey? She’s got the looks, the acting chops and the flair to be Julia Wainwright. Log in to Reply sodsince16 May 1, 2009 It would be great to retell the story of the murder of Channing Capwell. But, can’t we get someone hunkier for Warren Lockridge? I still remember John Allen Nelson in his red speedo in the first episode with his grandmother Minx berating him for being wet in the living room. Log in to Reply Jamey Giddens May 1, 2009 please tell me that "gleep" was a reference to the most cheestastic 80′s sitcom "Out of this World…" *** You know this! Log in to Reply Jamey Giddens May 1, 2009 Mrs. Adam Carrington, I am not that familiar with Laura Linney’s work. I will have to catch her. When I think of Julia Wainright, I think of someone capable of doing screwball comedy. My first choice would have been Anne Hathaway, since I was gonna try to go for the SB of the early years, but when I decided on Hugh Laurie for Mason, I decided to make Julia older, which is why I picked Roberts, but I have to say, Julia Roberts is an amazing actress, I think she gets picked on because she is also popular, but I think she has proven over and over again that she has chops. As for Blake Lively, Kelly was never a character that required stellar chops. I was going for pretty, tragi-heroine with blonde hair, so she fit! LOL Log in to Reply Mrs Adam Carrington May 1, 2009 Jamey, Laura Linney was Jim Carrey’s wife in the Truman Show and she can do comedy as well as drama. Any way enough about Julia W, what about Eden, I’m sorry but ScarJo is too boring an “actress” to be our favourite blonde heroine. We need someone a little older and who can actually act. Log in to Reply Giada May 1, 2009 I may be mistaken, but hadn’t Julia Roberts auditioned for some role on Santa Barbara back in the day? Of course she didn’t get it. Was it SB? Or DAYS perhaps? Log in to Reply Jamey Giddens May 2, 2009 I read Julia auditoned for SB and AMC and didn’t get either. She is a huge fan of DAYS. Log in to Reply east.west May 3, 2009 I like most of your casting ppl, but I quible about one person. I think Scarlett is a decent actress, but for some reason I can’t see her doing what Marcy Walker did for that role. Laura Linney is a phenomenal actress. I could watch her read the newspaper and be rivited. BRILLIANT! Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply You must be logged in to post a comment.