Don't Cry for Me, Argentina



NAME THAT PLOT: An ambitious, publicly principled but morally crippled politician with aspirations for higher office has a hidden but longstanding extramarital affair while in office. His wife, moneyed or ambitious in her own right, not only knows of her husband's indiscretion but also puts up with it as long as it does not bring embarrassment to her or damage her own priorities. Is it...

A) All My Children's DA (Kieran Campion) and wife Madison (Stephanie Gatschet)
B) General Hospital's Mayor Floyd (John Bolger) and wife Andrea (Martha Bryne)
C) South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and wife Jenny
D) All of the Above

Here's a hint: the correct answer is not A, B, or C....(continued)

I don't know about you, but to me there are few things more thrilling in the soap world — even when they are a tad bit macabre — than when real life imitates daytime dramatic art. Most of the time, soaps wind up chasing events such as the odd election story; As the World Turns' badly written election story featuring Luke timed to coincide with the 2008 general election comes to mind. Sometimes a soap is just barely ahead of the social political discourse curve, such as Guiding Light's still-much ridiculed 1998 cloning story (I actually liked it) which was preceded by the 1996 real-life cloning of Dolly the Sheep, an event that exploded into still-debated controversy over human bioengineering that rages to this day.

For all of the sometimes justified flack that soaps recieve for outlandish plots like people returning from the dead multiple times, freezing the world, and satellite controlled brain chips, there are less heralded times when soaps and the real world collide as a matter of happenstance, providing us with at times something resembling schadenfraude.

I refer of course to today's jaw dropping news that Mark Sanford, Republican governor of South Carolina and speculated Presidential hopeful for 2012, disappeared for about a week without telling anyone and in the process left his state without an installed leader, which in turn forced his staff to lie on his behalf: He's hiking in the Appalachias! No, he's writing a book! Wait, uh, he just go in from Argentina? And, of course, Gov. Sanford admitted he had been in Argentina — Buenos Aires, "the Paris of South America," to be exact — having an affair with someone he called "a dear, dear friend." Well, I would hope so, given that he flew 4934.5 miles (more or less) to be with her, leaving his wife and four kids pouting over a cold Father's Day cake. The whole sad affair makes Jon & Kate look like The Brady Bunch.

Of course, daytime has two partially politically-based imbroglios full of sexual shenanigans, unfaithful politicos, and their long suffering wives (are there any other kind?) going on right now. The first is All My Children's super-duper young DA North prosecuting and persecuting Kendall (Alicia Minshew) for the murder of Stuart. North seems to have had a thing for beautiful hookers of color (Randi, Denise Vassey), despite being married to his very wealthy and very beautiful young wife. It must be noted that Mr. Campion as North and Ms. Gatschet as Madison are bringing a great deal of life to otherwise poorly developed and rushed characters in a storyline that gets more convoluted literally by the hour.


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Mrs Adam Carrington's picture
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Did anyone watch the press conference today, OH MY GOD!!!! trainwreck TV never looked so good. ANd now I'm watching Keith Olbermann reading his pathetic love emails it so bad, Dena Higley can write better than that.

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Is there a Republican politician who isn't a two-faced, lying adulterer?

Tongue

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Nope, all are lying sacks of hypocrites.

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I wish that someone would create a soap centered around politics set in Washington D.C.

J Bernard Jones's picture
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I wish that someone would create a soap centered around politics set in Washington D.C.

That soap was called Capitol, which aired in the slot that B&B now occupies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitol_(TV_series)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LdS6hzSaQA&fmt=18


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OK, thanks J Benard. Thats what I get for being a 20 yr. old soap viewer...too young to see the good stuff.