LIVE BLOGGING: The 62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

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Hello everyone out there! I hope y'all are ready for The Primetime Emmys! Stay locked to Daytime and Pop Confidential all night as I will be live blogging the event as it unfolds before your eyes! Drop me a line in the comments on who you is your favorite to win tonight!

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Were starting with Jimmy Fallon and the kids from Glee!

"It's on bitches!" LMFAO! I have to admit I'm a Gleek so I'm loving this!

Lawd in the mawnin! Look at Kate Gosselin! She looks like an old washed up salsa dancer that moonlights as a hooker! Mercy help us all.

Betty White FOR. THE. WIN!

Oh Jane Lynch as Sue Slyvester cracks me up everytime!

I could have gone with out the singing on the stairs. Camera work's giving me headache.

There's about ten thousand cameo's in the opening! Tim Gunn, FOR. THE. WIN!

Here we go, Jimmy Fallon's playing the guitar. I'm having flashbacks of when he hosted the VMA's like forever ago! Anyone remember that? Hell, I remember when he had that song out. "Cuz I know what ya want, and I know what ya need, and I'm idiot and I'm your boyfriend"

Those Glee kids can sing!

Jimmy's finally started his opening commentary. Amy Poehler's dress completely distracts me from what Jimmy's saying.

Up first. We have the first category: Comedy! It's a comedy montage!

Is it just me or is this montage going on a little long.

John Hamm and Betty White present



OUSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY
SERIES

Betty White is HIGHlarious! She has amazing timing.

The Emmy Goes To...

ERIC STONESTREET from Modern Family!

I love how he swooned over Betty White! I would do the same thing. He gives a speech about being a clown and how it ties into working in the entertainment industry. That one's too easy! He gives a solid speech! It's one of those that makes you want to call your mom or dad and tell them you love them!

John Hodgman has one of those awesome sarcastic voices that will have you in stiches laughing if he says the right thing!

Jimmy Fallon is ready people screen names of what they said for laughs...FAIL!

Sophia Vergaa and Jim Parsons present

OUTSTANDING WRITER FOR A COMEDY SERIES

Her dress is Flawless!! Lawd Hammercy she's talking about The Big Bang! LOL!

"I'm Rick James Bitch!" After all these years that's STILL funny. At least I think so...

The Emmy Goes To...



STEVE LEVITAN and CHRISTOPHER LLOYD
from Modern Family!

Oh snap! Modern Family just went two for two at the Emmys. Could it be Modern Family's year? He's thanking "everybody still at at ABC". That's a good one! Awww, cute speech.

Stephen Colbert just walked on my screen. Life just got better! He presents



OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
SERIES

I love how he's talking about all the famous roles men have dressed in drag for. Surprised he didn't mention Ms. Doubtfire! One of my favorites. 

The Emmy Goes To..



JANE LYNCH
for Glee!

Wooooo Glee gets an award! I'm happy. Jane deserves it. She's hysterical. Her dress looks fantastic. She glowing tonight! WERK IT GURL!!! She's very sincere in this speech. I love it. "I'm not a Buddhist but they seem like a very calm people," That's a nominee for line of the night! That's my favorite speech so far!

Jimmy Fallon's back. Jimmy just did a six degrees of separation and I'm still confused.

Lauren Grahm and Matthew Perry present...

OUSTANDING GUEST ACTRESS OR ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES

Lauren's wearing a dress that looks like one of those scarf baby holder things! NO Ma'am! Somebody should be fired for that thing.



BETTY WHITE
and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS take it away. This was already done before the show, WHY are we mentioning it?? Filler, Filler, Filler.

They also present...

OUTSTANDING DIRECTION IN A COMEDY SERIES

The Emmy Goes to....



RYAN MURPHY
for Glee. My little Nip/Tuck and Glee heart is jumping for joy! Glee and Modern Family just tied it up. Oh Ryan...baby your suit has more shine than a Jheri Curl. Help him somebody! Good speech though.

LOL @ Stewie on Modern Family! He went in on them! Love it.

We're having a gay vs. not gay type of montage. Which is funnier? Ooooooookkkkkkkkk.

Georgle Clooney in one of his patented suits in this montage is funny. I have to admit.

Eva Longoria Parker and LL Cool J present

OUSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES

Crazy Isabella...I mean Eva looks great as usual. The dress is a little plain for her but I digress.

JIM PARSONS for Big Bang Theory

JIm sweetie you can put the inhaler down now. I have one too. Just calm down. It'll be ok. Good speech but I'm a little distracted by his visible a little too caked on make up.

Drop Me a line in the comments on your thoughts on the Emmys so far!

We're back. Another bad joke from Jimmy. I'm gonna pretend he didn't mention Rhianna in the same sentence with Madonna and Cher.

OUCH! NPH just burned Jimmy Fallon.

NPH presents

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES

The Emmy Goes To...

EDIE FALCO for Nurse Jackie! I love the least funniest show wins it. But it's a testament to how great Edie is! LOVED her in Goodfellas! "I'm not funny!"I love it! But Edie sweetheart, this nasty blonde in your head is making you look washed out and older than you. Stop it!

Kim Kardashian just stood up and sang! Somebody get me a beer! At least she looked good! Jimmy Fallon please put the guitar down!

Reality montage coming up! Love how it started with Mythbusters!

Will Arnett and Felicity...I mean Keri Russel present...

OUTSTANDING REALITY COMPETITION PROGRAM

These nominee's go by so fast, I think I caught whiplash.

The Emmy Goes To..

TOP CHEF

I hope the girl from my hometown wins this season! Shoutout to Tiffany! Sorry I had to shamelessly plug my small Texas Town. LOL! They brought the whole entourage on stage! Somebody always falls when they do these things. I'm waiting for it. Kidding y'all. Kidding!  Oh wait! She just fell! LMFAO!

If you haven't noticed yet from the ten million commericials already, Oprah's coming back on Sept. 13th.

Ernst and Young accountants on the Emmys. Why?? Stop with all the filler! This time could have been used to show clips of people's nominations.

"I cried when they announced you as a host!" Another nominee for line of the night!

Drama montage! I still shout at the tv when that crazy guy shoots my McDreamy!

Mariska Hargitay and Chris Meloni present...



OUTSTANDING DRAMA SERIES WRITING

Damn Mariska got more curves than a circle! GET IT!

The Emmy Goes To...



MATTHEW WEINER
and ERIN LEVY for Mad Men! Mad Men with it's first award of the night! Erin's dress is cute but the lack of support in the dress is staggering! Damn  they cut his mike and the camera! Cold-Blodded!

They also present

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IS A DRAMA SERIES

The Emmy Goes To...

AARON PAUL for Breaking Bad.

Wow! An upset win in this category! Great Speech!

Reading people's tweets is NOT funny!

Emily Deschanel and Nathon Fillion present...

OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES

Emily looks great in purple! I don't know about all these ruffles though!

The Emmy Goes To...

ARCHIE PUNJABI for The Good Wife

I like her dress. It's refined like her!

Jimmy Fallon calls Edie Flaco the original Real Housewife from New Jersey. No...Just No!

Edie Falco presents...



OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES

The Emmy Goes To...



BRYAN CRANSTON
for Breaking Bad.

Bryan just hit the 3 peat in this category! "I love you(his wife and daughter) more than baseball!" That's cute. That's right Bryan. Pimp out the network and studio. Keep your job so you can go for the 4 peat!

What is this Emmy show clock thing in the corner?? Was that a blooper? Just goes to show you that they are NOT playing with the time this year!

Boris Kodjoe and Gugu Mbatha-raw present...

OUSTANDING GUEST ACTOR AND ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES

Gugu looks fatabulous by the way!

The Emmy Goes To...



JOHN LITHGOW and ANN-MARGRET

They present...

OUSTANDING DIRECTING IN A DRAMA SERIES

Ann looks like she should be on Knots Landing dueling it out with Abby Fairgate! Sorry couldn't help my get a Knots reference in here.

The Emmy Goes To..

STEVE SHILL for Dexter! I bet Luke Kerr is somewhere freaking out! He gives a solid speech but I don't think his tie matches his suit. Heavy Sigh...

JImmy Fallon is dressed in full Elton John gear paying tribute to the shows we lost this year. Ooooookkkkkk. LOL @ him imitating Boyz to Men. Those boys are somewhere throwing popcorn at the screen. How many people had this song as their Senior Song in High School? (So Hard to Say Goodbye To Yesterday), Help us lawd he's dressed as Billie Joe from Green Day. Still not exactly sure why. Jimmy's act was better when he was on the VMA's...or maybe I was younger and more naive.

Jimmy made a suit change! The suit is literally glowing it's so white, but it doens't look bad.

Mattew Morrison and Tina Fey looking very elegant present

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES

The Emmy Goes To...

KYRA SEDGWICK for The Closer! Another upset win! Her dress looks like a pair of velvet curtains and her hair kind of looks like Amelia Henlie on YR, which isn't a good thing. It's not that bad and I know her hair is naturally curly but she could have done something else with that hair! Help me Holy Ghost! I hate when people do the "I didn't expect this win" and then pull out a list of people to thank! Hello, that means you thought you had a good chance of winning! SMDH!

Jimmy's back with his guitar. At least he's got somebody funny with him (Steven Colbert).

Variety montage headed our way!

I still can't believe Conan put the Late Late Show up for sale on craigslist. That crap is STILL funny!

Joel McHale and Jeff Probst present

OUTSTANDING WRITING IN A VARITEY, MUSIC, OR COMEDY SPECIAL

How in the name of all that is holy did Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin get nominated for their performance at the Oscars for this category?

That Wanda Sykes special is hilarious!

The Emmy Goes To..

THE 63RD ANNUAL TONY AWARDS

An award show just got an award. **Mel turns her head sideways in confusion.**

Ricky Gervais with this scruffy looking mustache that makes him look a little like creeper presents

OUTSTANDING DIRECTING IN A VARIETY, MUSIC, OR COMEDY SERIES

LOL @ Ricky! I love how he's funny without trying! Oh snap, he just mentioned Mel Gibson. "I'm not gonna have a go at him. He's been through a lot. But not as much as the Jews!" Line of the night! High-larious! Ricky is passing out the beer! The party just got startedd! Slide me one Ricky!

Did Amy Poehler just take a beer! Didn't she just have a baby like 3 weeks ago? Jesus Be A Fence!

The Emmy Goes To...

BUCKY GUNTS for the Vancouver Olympics opening ceremony! Yes that is his name! Couldn't make that up if I tried!

Ricky also presents...

OUTSTANDING MUSIC IN A VARIETY, MUSIC, OR COMEDY SERIES

The Emmy Goes To....

THE DAILY SHOW with JON STEWART!

That bit with the Libertarian's and Conservatives was hysterical! Jon cracks me up! Well now I'm sad Jon isn't here. Good speech anyway though.

Preview for Boardwalk Empire on HBO! It looks REALLY good!



George Clooney getting the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award
comng up. Julianna Margulies gives a speech about the award and presents it to George. I'm not sure how I feel about this dress. Clooney gets a standing ovation! I swear Clooney doesn't age. He's pretty funny. Solid speech and not too long!

Jimmy's got his guitar again. I haven't laughed at one of these. Maybe it's just me.

Movie and Miniseries montage!

January Jones and John Krasinski present...

OUTTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A MINSERIES OR MOVIE

The Emmy Goes To...



JULIE ORMAND
from Temple Grandin! It makes me a little sad Kathy Bates didn't win. I love her. "I as emmitnate for a nommy!" Classic. Poor thing she so scared I can see her trembling! Her dress looks good!

Claire Danes is HURTIN EM in this dress. She looks FIERCE! She presents

OUSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A MINISERIESOR MOVIE

The Emmy Goes To...



DAVID STRATHAIRN
for Temple Grandin. Good Speech.

Jewel just appeared out of NO WHERE! She sings a song for a friend she lost to Cancer. It's the In Memoriam montage! RIP to all those that we lost his year! You will be forever remembered and in our hearts!

Maura Tierney and Blair Underwood present...



OUTSTANDING WRITING IN A MINISERIES
OR MOVIE

Maura looks good for all that she's been through! GO Maura!

The Emmy Goes To...



ADAM MAZER
for You Don't Know Jack. He kinda mumbled through his speech but whatever's whatever.

They also present...

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTRESS IN A MINISERIESOR MOVIE

The Emmy Goes To...



CLAIRE DANES
for Temple Grandin! I'm gonna pretend she didn't say "Like For Serious". Claire is channeling her inner Valley Girl. "Like Ok"(Turn head sideways and start twisting hair while chewing gum). At least Claire looks great!

Anna Paquin, Steven Moyer, and Alexander Skarsgard present



OUTSTANDING DIRECTING IN A MINISERIES OR MOVIE

The Emmy Goes To...

MICK JACKSON for Temple Grandin! Temple Grandin has this category on lock! I always crack up a little bit when people lose their train of thought in the middle of a sentence on the stage.

The 3 also present...

OUTSTANDING LEAD ACTOR IN A MINISERIES OR MOVIE

Looks like the beer was Non-Alcoholic. Amy's off the hook.

The Emmy Goes To...

AL PACINO for You Don't Know Jack. Al doesn't have a clue what to say. It's easy Al, thank god, your family, and the network. It's the standard formula. Some guy in the crowd has his mouth wide open watching Al's speech. My sentiments exactly. I feel like Al's rambling a little bit but he's been in the game long enough to where he can do that.

Hold up they just showed the Real Jack "Dr. Death" Kervorkian at the Emmys. I'd be a little/lot creeped out to see him there!

Lawrence Fishburne presents...

OUTSTANDING MINISERIES

The Emmy Goes To...

THE PACIFIC Tom Hanks and crew give a speech. Tom looks like he's been getting very..."healthy" lately. Good Speech.

Lawrence also presents...



OUTSTANDING MADE FOR TELEVISION MOVIE

The Emmy Goes To...

TEMPLE GRANDIN.

Sweetheart in the purple, if I can see your bra in the dress, you had NO BUSINESS buying it! I'm so distracted by this woman in the purple dress and I have no idea what's going on in the speech. Somebody help purple dress lady. Please!

Tom Selleck presents...

OUTSTANDING DRAMA SERIES

Apparently when I was little, I used to LOVE Magnum P.I. My mom says I used to run around the house and sing it all day. High-larious that I don't even remembere watching it! LOL!

The Emmy Goes To....

MAD MEN hit us with the 3 peat! LOL @ Matthew saying "So where was I?" They cut himi off pretty bad earlier! Y'all would not believe the breasts about to escape from their cage on the stage! Come on ladies. We can do much better than this!

Trip Stinson presents...

OUTSTANDING COMEDY SERIES

The Emmy Goes To...

MODERN FAMILY

Somewhere Luke Kerr is dancing naked in the streets! "Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Wife....." Oh Wait...those two having nothing to do with each other! LOL! I was hoping for Glee but next year hopefully!

Well folks, that's it from me. I hope you enjoyed it. Be sure to leave me a line in the comments about your overall thoughts of the show.

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