Someone keep Sonny Corinthos and that bastard Rivera far, far away from ACME Comedy Theatre in Hollywood this weekend, because Lilly Melgar (ex-Lily Corinthos, General Hospital; ex-Claudia, The Bold and the Beautiful) will be hosting ACME Saturday Night! Melgar, who is currently bitchin' things up a bit on Gregori J. Martin's red-hot indie soap The Bay, will showcase her sketch comedy skills starting at 7 pm PST. Tickets for the event are $8 online and $10 at the door. ACME Comedy Theatre is located at 135 N. La Brea Ave Hollywood, CA 90036. Not in SoCal? Watch the show live at www.acmecomedy.com.