15 Dysfunctional Soap Opera Families We'd Go Home With For The Holidays
No. 6: The Capwells, Santa Barbara
When it comes to family dysfunction, the Graysons from Revenge and Greeleys from Pasadena don't have anything on the wickedly-wealthy Capwells from NBC's cult hit daytime soap opera Santa Barbara. This is why we'd love for Rosa (Margarita Cordova) to set us a place at the table — preferably next to C.C.'s (Jed Allan) ex-wife and sperm snatcher Gina Blake DeMott Capwell Capwell Timmons Capwell Lockridge (Robin Mattson)!
If Gina would rather sit next to her son Brandon, we'd be okay to slide in beside C.C. and Sophia's (Judith McConnell) beautiful daughter Eden (Marcy Walker). Just please ensure her Dissociative Identity Disorder integration status is spelled out clearly on the invitation. We'd like to be prepared if the "Channing" personality, and/or "Suzanne" make appearances!
Considering the possibility of Eden being in a good place, and therefore happily seated next to her true love Cruz Castillo (A Martinez), how about squeezing us in between Secretary of State Julia Wainright (Nancy Lee Grahn) and her husband, Ambassador to Thailand, Mason Capwell (Lane Davies)?