15 Dysfunctional Soap Opera Families We’d Go Home With For The Holidays


No. 15: The Graysons, Revenge


Retribution is a dish best served over the holidays, if you're a member of the Grayson clan on ABC's smash primetime soap Revenge. Blackmail, corporate espionage, insider trading and not-quite-fatal tumbles off balconies could all be on the gourmet menu, but for the chance to break holiday bread with Queen Victoria (Madeleine Stowe), we'd risk it. 

 

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  1. Avatar of SoapArmageddon
    SoapArmageddon

    I knew the Hortons would be No. 1 on this list.

    Thing is though, I feel that there’s a lot of repressed people in that family and that secretly they really can’t stand each other. Hope gets more than her fair share of attention. Maybe, that’s the real explanation for Julie, Maree, Sarah, Laura, Melissa and the other Horton women choosing to live outside Salem.

  2. Avatar of soapjunkie88
    soapjunkie88

    [quote=guilty pleasure]You should’ve added The Newmans from Y&R to this list too![/quote]
    The Newmans have become like the most horrible and overexposed soap family. They wouldn’t even want to spend Christmas with each other. Why should anybody else? ;)

    Quartermaines all the way. I’d love to share my holidays with them. They can’t with and not without each other. It’s so great to watch them. I hope that they keep working on bringing this family back on our screens. Would love to have one or two more Q’s around next Christmas (or Thanksgiving for that matter).

    If DAYS were only written better I’d agree about the Hortons. But what really is left of them? The heart and soul of this family is long gone.
    I’d rather be invited to a good-written DiMera Christmas.

  3. Avatar of blake3b
    blake3b

    I figured the Hortons would be on here.

    But no Spauldings from Guiding Light? Or the Lewises or Coopers? But Gilmore Girls, The OC, and a brand new show like Revenge instead????

  4. Avatar of soapbaby
    soapbaby

    I enjoyed the Generations-shout out. That show had lots of potential.

    I’m surprised GL’s Spauldings and ATWT’s Snyders aren’t listed. The Snyders were so polite on the outside but so dysfunctional, it took me a long time to understand how Holden & Lily were not related after she was revealed to be Iva’s biological daughter! That family swapped lovers with each other and had their fair share of drama.

    I know it was a set but I have such fond memories of The Snyder Farm. I could practically smell Emma’s cooking every time the set appeared.

  5. Avatar of DanielAvery
    DanielAvery

    Maybe it’s going back too far, but what about those wonderfully dysfunctional Loves on _Another World_? Donna would be delivering snarky commentary on would-be sister-in-law Cecile, while Peter is completely in the dark about his beloved. Nicole would be boycotting the whole circus. Marley would have the thankless job of referee-ing the whole mess and trying to keep the tree from being turned over, and evil daddy Reginald would be hiding in the shadows, plotting to kill them all with an exploding yule log.

    But of course the mansion would be impeccably decorated.

  6. Avatar of DonnyA2001
    DonnyA2001

    Thanks for throwing some love to The Richards of “Sunset Beach” I still miss that show SO much! Great to see “Pasadena” on the list as well, that show ended its run WAY too soon!

    On my personal list, I would have added The Buchannen’s, The Lords, or The Cramer’s of OLTL. Any one of those would do nicely for me :)

  7. Avatar of Soap_Stud
    Soap_Stud

    Absolutely loved this! I miss the Capwells, am thankful the Q’s are still going strong, and always love Christmas time with the Horton family.

    I wondered if The Alden family, from my all time favorite, “Loving” should have been included.

  8. Avatar of bnt83
    bnt83

    WHAT!!! No Brothers and Sisters love! Their dinner parties and family gatherings were ALWAYS dysfunctional….I can’t believe Gilmore girls beat out brothers and sisters lol….

    Tommy and his wife asked Kevin for his sperm during a dinner party to get Julia pregnant with because tommy was sterile!

    Kevin came out of the closet during Nora’s birthday to his elderly grandmother. Justin told his grandmother during the same party that he was a drug addict.

    Nora outed her late husbands mistress in the middle of a dinner party.

    Julia found out during a dinner party that tommy had cheated on her and then she turned around and confessed that she had cheated on him as well!

    The Walker family would have been at the TOP of my dysfunctional family dinners to attend!

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