HomeTVABC15 Dysfunctional Soap Opera Families We’d Go Home With For The Holidays Daytime Confidential December 13, 2012 ABC, All My Children, CBS, Countdowns, Dallas, Dawsons Creek, Days of Our Lives, Drama, Fox, General Hospital, Generations, Gilmore Girls, NBC, One Life to Live, Pasadena, Revenge, Santa Barbara, Shameless, Showtime, Sunset Beach, The Bold and the Beautiful, The O.C., The WB, The Young and The Restless, Weeds 14 Comments No. 15: The Graysons, Revenge Retribution is a dish best served over the holidays, if you're a member of the Grayson clan on ABC's smash primetime soap Revenge. Blackmail, corporate espionage, insider trading and not-quite-fatal tumbles off balconies could all be on the gourmet menu, but for the chance to break holiday bread with Queen Victoria (Madeleine Stowe), we'd risk it. 14 Responses Camp is not a sustainable model December 13, 2012 I love me some Marhsall’s. Better with James Reynolds as the patriarch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqy_OobAXX8&feature=share&list=PLF556C053B507A8BA Log in to Reply SoapArmageddon December 13, 2012 I knew the Hortons would be No. 1 on this list. Thing is though, I feel that there’s a lot of repressed people in that family and that secretly they really can’t stand each other. Hope gets more than her fair share of attention. Maybe, that’s the real explanation for Julie, Maree, Sarah, Laura, Melissa and the other Horton women choosing to live outside Salem. Log in to Reply lance_prentiss December 13, 2012 Doreen was one of the best vixens on daytime. Too bad TPTB at DAYS don’t bring back Doug and Julie full-time and get rid of the nauseating Hernandez clan. Log in to Reply guilty pleasure December 14, 2012 You should’ve added The Newmans from Y&R to this list too! Log in to Reply soapjunkie88 December 14, 2012 [quote=guilty pleasure]You should’ve added The Newmans from Y&R to this list too![/quote] The Newmans have become like the most horrible and overexposed soap family. They wouldn’t even want to spend Christmas with each other. Why should anybody else? Quartermaines all the way. I’d love to share my holidays with them. They can’t with and not without each other. It’s so great to watch them. I hope that they keep working on bringing this family back on our screens. Would love to have one or two more Q’s around next Christmas (or Thanksgiving for that matter). If DAYS were only written better I’d agree about the Hortons. But what really is left of them? The heart and soul of this family is long gone. I’d rather be invited to a good-written DiMera Christmas. Log in to Reply Daniel St. John December 14, 2012 No Spauldings? Alexandra, Alan and the rest of the clan knew how to throw a party. Log in to Reply Thankulord13 December 14, 2012 Nobody does it like the Quartermaines they are the best and most dysfunctional family on television. Log in to Reply blake3b December 14, 2012 I figured the Hortons would be on here. But no Spauldings from Guiding Light? Or the Lewises or Coopers? But Gilmore Girls, The OC, and a brand new show like Revenge instead???? Log in to Reply soapbaby December 14, 2012 I enjoyed the Generations-shout out. That show had lots of potential. I’m surprised GL’s Spauldings and ATWT’s Snyders aren’t listed. The Snyders were so polite on the outside but so dysfunctional, it took me a long time to understand how Holden & Lily were not related after she was revealed to be Iva’s biological daughter! That family swapped lovers with each other and had their fair share of drama. I know it was a set but I have such fond memories of The Snyder Farm. I could practically smell Emma’s cooking every time the set appeared. Log in to Reply DanielAvery December 14, 2012 Maybe it’s going back too far, but what about those wonderfully dysfunctional Loves on _Another World_? Donna would be delivering snarky commentary on would-be sister-in-law Cecile, while Peter is completely in the dark about his beloved. Nicole would be boycotting the whole circus. Marley would have the thankless job of referee-ing the whole mess and trying to keep the tree from being turned over, and evil daddy Reginald would be hiding in the shadows, plotting to kill them all with an exploding yule log. But of course the mansion would be impeccably decorated. Log in to Reply Dyllan December 14, 2012 The Newmans would be awful. They are boring, stiff, cold, and no fun. Log in to Reply DonnyA2001 December 14, 2012 Thanks for throwing some love to The Richards of “Sunset Beach” I still miss that show SO much! Great to see “Pasadena” on the list as well, that show ended its run WAY too soon! On my personal list, I would have added The Buchannen’s, The Lords, or The Cramer’s of OLTL. Any one of those would do nicely for me Log in to Reply Soap_Stud December 15, 2012 Absolutely loved this! I miss the Capwells, am thankful the Q’s are still going strong, and always love Christmas time with the Horton family. I wondered if The Alden family, from my all time favorite, “Loving” should have been included. Log in to Reply bnt83 December 18, 2012 WHAT!!! No Brothers and Sisters love! Their dinner parties and family gatherings were ALWAYS dysfunctional….I can’t believe Gilmore girls beat out brothers and sisters lol…. Tommy and his wife asked Kevin for his sperm during a dinner party to get Julia pregnant with because tommy was sterile! Kevin came out of the closet during Nora’s birthday to his elderly grandmother. Justin told his grandmother during the same party that he was a drug addict. Nora outed her late husbands mistress in the middle of a dinner party. Julia found out during a dinner party that tommy had cheated on her and then she turned around and confessed that she had cheated on him as well! The Walker family would have been at the TOP of my dysfunctional family dinners to attend! Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply You must be logged in to post a comment.