HomeTVAMCJon Hamm on Media’s Obsession With His Package: “It’s a Little Rude” Jamey Giddens March 28, 2013 33 Comments Mad Men star Jon Hamm has a message for everyone who can't stop gawking at his bulge — eyes up here! In a Rolling Stone cover story, TV's Don Draper said this about people obsessing over his package: "Most of it's tongue-in-cheek, but it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have — a prurience." A recent report in the New York Daily News claimed Mad Men producers asked Hamm to wear underwear to work, because his little, er, big Hamm was too distracting on the set. Hamm continued to gripe about his penis pickle in the Rolling Stone piece, saying: "They're called 'privates' for a reason. I'm wearing pants, for f–k's sake. Lay off." Season 6 of Mad Men premieres April 7 at 9 pm EST on AMC. Photo by PR Photos 33 Responses harlee490 March 28, 2013 Yummmmmmmy! :love: It’s beautiful! and he’s been a favorite (piece of meat) since starting watching Mad Men…love that series :love: Log in to Reply david46208 March 28, 2013 Love Mad Man. And ladies and some gentleman please get out of the man’s package. Jennifer Westfeldt said to leave her man alone! Log in to Reply Ryan-Scott March 28, 2013 I’ve seen the pics. He’s got a nice piece down there. :beer: I say be proud and don’t wear undies if you don’t want to. He was born that way so work it. Log in to Reply giogio March 28, 2013 Uh, I am the biggest man eater alive. I cant even think about this stuff. I love hot gorgeous men. He is a hunk if I ever say one. HARLEE – piece of meat. Love that one. Next Sunday, Mad Men Starts!!!!! Log in to Reply logan_echolls March 28, 2013 Then wear some boxers or briefs sucka! That thing just swaying like it’s listening to music everytime he walks. Log in to Reply gslam March 28, 2013 No, I’m sorry. Jon Hamm doesn’t get to be upset or annoyed by the spectacle that his free-balling bulge has become. That wasn’t anybody else’s fault but his own. Quite frankly, I think he loves the attention. The fact that he’s making an issue out of it is proof-positive that he likes the attention. And why shouldn’t he? Who cares? Here’s the truth – some dudes have big schlongs, and when you have a big schlong, it’s hard to hide it. If people notice, who cares? If you’re hung-up about it, then put on some damn underwear. Otherwise, NEWSFLASH, people are going to stare and talk about it. Log in to Reply harlee490 March 28, 2013 I’m screaming The Talk is going to talk about this dust up and it going to be FUN…especially Wayne Brady subbing and having to talk about another man’s “package”….It will be hilarious…can’t wait…in 30 minutes :p Log in to Reply SoapArmageddon March 28, 2013 So Hamm is packing a Hammer? Log in to Reply harlee490 March 28, 2013 SoapA…Hammer hell he’s Thor! Log in to Reply angrierblackerman March 28, 2013 “Waaah, I wear tight pants, have a big penis and everyone’s looking at it!” #CRYMEARIVER Log in to Reply Ryan-Scott March 28, 2013 Harlee – :beer: Log in to Reply Restless Fan March 28, 2013 Hamm-a Time! I’m sure he’s not terrible upset by it. :* :-* :sexy: Log in to Reply zanefan March 28, 2013 Yeah, get down off the cross, Jon… He loves every bit of the attention he gets. Come on. Log in to Reply Steph Foster March 28, 2013 You know Jon, if you don’t want people talking about it you could always PUT ON UNDERWEAR. Why don’t you turn to Christina Hendricks and complain about people only talking about one part of your anatomy? Go ahead, I’ll wait. He’s coming across more and more like a tool. Log in to Reply harlee490 March 28, 2013 [quote=Steph Foster]You know Jon, if you don’t want people talking about it you could always PUT ON UNDERWEAR. Why don’t you turn to Christina Hendricks and complain about people only talking about one part of your anatomy? Go ahead, I’ll wait. He’s coming across more and more like a tool.[/quote] Exactly, we are talking about his “tool”…he could wrench me! Log in to Reply harlee490 March 28, 2013 The discussion on TT was belly laugh out loud! :bigsmile: :beer: :beer: from Sara saying “I didn’t notice” to Wayne (was w\Disney for his talk show) talking about “Lil Wayne and his pants”…Sheryl Underwood was on it! Julie Chen calling his “Hamm Hocks”….Excellent! Log in to Reply Yoryla March 28, 2013 He is so hotttt. I had no idea he was well endowed down there aswell – Hello Log in to Reply Restless Fan March 28, 2013 He’s being a tease then acting coy about it. He’s hot for sure. Log in to Reply harlee490 March 28, 2013 He could tease me all he wanted….just saying Log in to Reply nysam March 28, 2013 Just because he is a show-er doesn’t mean he is a grow-er. Many men I have been with who are endowed don’t equally grow when it’s important. It’s the little ones that seem to end up being much bigger packages in the end. Log in to Reply pferrando March 28, 2013 I think he needs to put an end to the speculation and fess umm… up. And where are these pics? Log in to Reply harlee490 March 28, 2013 [quote=nysam]Just because he is a show-er doesn’t mean he is a grow-er. Many men I have been with who are endowed don’t equally grow when it’s important. It’s the little ones that seem to end up being much bigger packages in the end.[/quote] Yes sometimes true, but seldom. Lets be serious if it’s hanging that large it’s not shrinking in size. Usually, if “it” is hidden, it’s not like Pinocchio & magically grows, you just squeak Log in to Reply alstonboy4315 March 28, 2013 Jon Hamm can’t open up his mouth without putting his foot in it, can he? Log in to Reply DanielAvery March 28, 2013 Oh, gosh, he feels offended by being made into a piece of meat…that people are objectifying him and not taking him seriously as a human being. Someone really ought to send him a muffin basket. Even if this is not a case of ‘the lady doth protest too much’, someone should tap him on the shoulder and point at the way women have been objectified in much the same way by the Don Drapers of the world for centuries. And not every one of them was walking around without a bra on. Log in to Reply stoney07 March 28, 2013 I don’t get it…First off, I don’t even know this dude, but he looks like the asshole from the movie Bridesmaids… Either way, common sense is…wear loose pants. I don’t wear tight pants…most men don’t wear tight pants when you’re in this predicament. But if you decide to go out free ballin’ all over the place,what do you expect? I admit, I liked the attention in high school, but when I got older, it wasn’t funny anymore. PUT ON UNDERWEAR IDIOT!!!! To me, it’s not attractive, it’s not cute, it’s not funny…it just makes him look dumb -_- Log in to Reply liason4real March 28, 2013 Hmmm. I guess I had better go trolling for pictures of Hamm’s Hammer. Log in to Reply TraceyAbbot101 March 28, 2013 photoshopped? my ass….. he is always photographed with the salami swinging to and fro in his pants, and now he is “upset”? The man is not Oliver Reed, will never be considered a great actor among actors, and that is what probably upsets him. How funny this “debate” pops up in the news world right BEFORE the new MadMen premiere? I love the show, and I think he is a hunk a hunk a hunk of man flesh, but he knew the risks involved when he took the job. Log in to Reply gato1 March 28, 2013 I have the same damn problem, but I do wear underwear, usually. Log in to Reply gato1 March 28, 2013 There are Tumbler pages dedicated to his Hammaconda also Log in to Reply Cornfed March 29, 2013 LOL to gslam and ITA. I’m being way too kind by saying ANYONE that finds Hamm to be a DeNiro lookalike (as i’ve heard some say) seriously needs to get their heads examined. Not in a gazillion lifetimes. I don’t find Hamm funny on SNL, nor do i find him riveting in the 3 episodes of Mad Men that i saw the first season. (I mean he ain’t no Bryan Cranston, hell he’s barely even an Aaron Paul LOL) To say he ain’t my type is being generous, but i’ll leave it at that Log in to Reply nysam March 29, 2013 @stoney07…you might not be a fan of his, but how can you not know who he is? The man has been all over the web, magazines, TV, movies for the past 4 years. You look young if that is you in your pic. I’m really curious to know how you don’t know him from MAD MEN when I always think young people know all that is going on in pop culture. I don’t even watch MAD MEN and know him and know the show has won a bunch of awards and helped put AMC on the map as a network along with WALKING DEAD & NREAKING BAD. Log in to Reply stoney07 March 29, 2013 *shrugs* I just don’t know him. LOL I wasn’t trying to say he’s irrelevant or not a superstar..I was just saying I have no idea who he is. So I just looked it up, and it IS the guy from Bridesmaids. That’s the only time I’ve ever noticed him, even if he has been in a bunch of other stuff. I don’t watch MadMen, and if it weren’t for DC, I would’ve never even heard of MadMen. I DO watch Walking Dead tho Oh, and I’m 23….that’s an old high school pic in honor of “throwback Thursday” Log in to Reply aveRex March 29, 2013 I, too, have never heard of him. Interesting story though. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply You must be logged in to post a comment.