HomeTVClarences UpdatesClarence on Bold and Beautiful Rivals: “Taylor is on Brooke Like a Bloodhound on a Trapped Rat!” (VIDEO) Jamey Giddens April 13, 2013 Clarences Updates, The Bold and the Beautiful 39 Comments Leave it to Clarence to point out even though Katie's (Heather Tom) sister Brooke (Katherine Kelly Lang) and husband Bill (Don Diamont) are as wrong as "pearls on a hedgehog" for their heart attack-inducing relationship, Dr. Taylor Hayes (Hunter Tylo) needs to get herself some business to tend to! Watch Clarence's latest, hysterical The Bold and the Beautiful update after the jump. 39 Responses luverica April 13, 2013 Maybe it’s just me but I can’t feed into the Taylor hate either by Clarence or the DC Podcast. Brooke is a straight up ho. Not whore mind you, but HO. Considering their history, Taylor’s probably the best one to call her on her crap and I love it. Log in to Reply snizzle April 13, 2013 Clarence called out Brooke and Bill but Taylor is just being stalkish and obsessive which is not a good look for a therapist. She’s all about Brooke. Don’t buy her supposed concern for Katie. Log in to Reply brettyboy April 13, 2013 No offense to Clarence, but I’ve sat through this crap all week, I don’t need it again! Log in to Reply booze26 April 13, 2013 Well…Taylor is probably the most annoying character ever. We all know Brooke is a HO. Who cares…but Taylor has realy no place to call out anyone on their behaviour. She is a mess since she came back from the dead. Her conversation with Hope was one of the worst conversations ever, her meddling, hetr goody good behaviour, hetr so called expertise. It was laughable. I was hoping that Hope would have slapped her, but she didnt. Well at least she called Taylor out on her behaviour. Log in to Reply harlee490 April 13, 2013 Thanks Jamey for posting this..I love Clarence! He’s always great fun! Log in to Reply pjc722 April 13, 2013 Hilarious voice overs! Bill needs to do what all baddies do on soaps and that is to take Taylor down. He knows she has been feeding Katie lies (well up to the point where they slept together right before heart failure) and that as much as bill n Brooke may be to blame, Taylor is just as much or more to blame. A therapist is suppose to help you discover your issues and deal with them. Not spy them and run over to you and tell you about them and then harp on you abt “what are you going to do abt it?” To Katie. Bill should set Taylor up and have her lose her license. That would be devastating. Of course it could all be a hoax that bill orchestrated by having one of Taylor’s patients say she crossed the line somehow (not in a sexual way but more in a conduct type way). Then bill could throw in how she treated Katie and all that blah blah. It could start to make Taylor look as though everything she has been doing is out of revenge against the Logan’s. It will at least make the goody two shoes nosy body more acceptable as a bitch rather than a harpy. We love soap bitches. Log in to Reply SoapSnob April 13, 2013 Loving the animosity between Bill and Taylor. But an interesting and important beat missing from this storyline is the effect/reaction this growing animosity is having in re: Liam and Steffy. Some very good scenes (that are not heave inducing) could be mined from that story angle. Log in to Reply Islandof1 April 13, 2013 Brook and Bill are totally in the wrong in this but I do agree Taylor is should be last person to call them out on all this. Katie coming back from death’s door to do that – would get my vote. Log in to Reply tashikins April 13, 2013 Love Taylor ‘stalking’–everyone is always ready to ‘forgive’ Brooke. Now she did what she did to ‘protect’ everyone? wow saviour/slut! Where the hell did that come from? Obviously Bell trying to redeem his heroine. I give up on this show. Bye B&B. Log in to Reply alstonboy4315 April 13, 2013 Clarence is hilarious!! I can’t stand Taylor and I want Brooke to slap her ass into a new time zone!!!! Log in to Reply tashikins April 13, 2013 PJC have you turned on me? LOL! Log in to Reply SoapSnob April 13, 2013 FYI… Clarence says, “Taylor is on Brooke Like a Bloodhound on a Trapped Rabbit!” Log in to Reply sanka9 April 13, 2013 I wish he would summarize YR too because i can’t watch that mess. Log in to Reply pjc722 April 13, 2013 tashikins, I caught the B&B episode where taylor arrived at the hospital and without much to go on thought that Brooke and Bill were hiding something. While I like the drama I just don’t like that the writers had Brooke forget who the man she slicked into bed with was her ill sister, Katie’s, husband! I just dont think that they would do the nasty… as hot as it was… just after getting called out DRAMATICALLY and emotionally by Katie and not see Brooke run after her! I liked the drama of the episode but don’t like that it came at the last thread of Brooke’s dignity! After bedding her daughter, Bridget’s man which produced Hope than bedding her daughter Hope’s man (whatever that skinny dude is that is after hope now that she’s free AGAIN), taking Ridge from multiple women including Talyor to go and take Bill from Katie was the last straw for me with sympathsizing with the character. I think it would have been sooooooo much better to have the angst and desire between Bill and Brooke but have Taylor make it out to be much more than it is and have TAYLOR be the reason Katie was stressed so much that she forgot her meds. Personally, I think my scenario would have had more ripple effects throughout the show since it still could be milked that Brooke and Bill have been flirting with one another (just as bad as sleeping with one another) but that Taylor’s hatred with Brooke and her family would have led her down a road that she never saw herself on! It could lead to so much better story for taylor than just being a nosy body. But, what’s written is out there and what I think about Brooke now has me wondering about a lot with the show. SO tashikins, you havent’ fully lost me. I am a one day a week fan of the show now since I don’t miss much from the entire week. Log in to Reply pjc722 April 13, 2013 BTW, Eric’s office is like the cafeteria! Everyone gets use of it. Hope uses it to design. Rick uses it to hire ex-con’s as models. Caroline has chinese with one of her mom’s (seriously, you bring your mom into the CEOs company to have smelly chinese… Ralph Lauren would have your ass in a sling). She eats salads in there with Dayzee (or as I like to call her now DULLzee). Rick has had sex in there. Hope has been proposed more than once in there to. Brooke has bitch fights with Taylor in there. And Donna and Pam eat lemon squares in there while talking about Taylor banging their man. Honestly, does Eric work at all anymore?! LOL Log in to Reply tashikins April 13, 2013 I am confused. Did Brooke and Bill really sleep together? Isn’t that what they are hiding? That and their “feelings”? Log in to Reply tashikins April 13, 2013 Why blame Taylor then? This flirtation with a known seducer (sister or not)is enough to down a horse! Log in to Reply MissDirection April 13, 2013 Taylor’s not to blame because Brooke’s a whore who slept with her heart illed sister’s husband. Taylor should remove Brooke by her hair from Katie’s bedside. She doesn’t care about Katie at all, but she’s going to sit there and act like the concerned and worried sister? Taylor is the best person to call out Brooke, she’s been warning her and Bill about this behavior for months and told Brooke she was going to hurt her sister. Brooke refused to believe Taylor was right but instead insulted Taylor making her the bad guy? Taylor’s not the bad guy for warning Katie about her slutty sister or telling Brooke to knock it off with her sisters husband. Brooke is. Log in to Reply jthawk April 13, 2013 Once upon a time Taylor had the moral authority to tell the truth and shame the devil when it came to Brooke but no more. Brooke and Taylor have shared the following men: Ridge, Thorne, Nick and Eric. Not to even mention that Taylor also screwed: Daddy Logan and Rick. Brooke needs to call a whore a whore, because it takes one to know one! Log in to Reply tashikins April 13, 2013 Again–Taylor does not screw her current in- laws (sons in law, brother in law…) ! Log in to Reply tashikins April 13, 2013 Again–Taylor does not screw her current in- laws (sons in law, brother in law…) ! Log in to Reply tashikins April 13, 2013 As a woman I will not call another one a ho just because she screws–whom she screws and when though, that’s another matter. And Bill is a dog! Starting to dislike him as much as I do his son–neither can decide on whom they should “have feelings for”. Log in to Reply pjc722 April 13, 2013 Bill knows what he wants and he goes after it. He wants power and to a man POWER is in sex as much as its in a boardroom. He went after what he wanted because he wasn’t getting it at home. (Cheaters thrive on soaps.) The difference with Liam is he doesn’t know what he wants and the spoiled brat and spineless wimp wants everyone else to make the decision for him and since the 2 women won’t he jumps from one to the other. Guarantted within a few months he is in the arms of Hope again professing his love. Log in to Reply pferrando April 13, 2013 Y and R is hardly a mess. Best writing in years. Log in to Reply david46208 April 13, 2013 @pferrando: And ratings are showing just how good the writing is in years. Y&R is still number one and ain’t no one gonna change that! Not even GH! Log in to Reply pferrando April 13, 2013 Absolutely. I know this site is heavy on the GH fans, but no one in their right mind who has watched Y and R over the years…(the good ones), would say it is currently a “mess”. It’s not the perfect show, no…but a true leader again, and most definitely in the ratings! :beer: :beer: :beer: Log in to Reply Jamey Giddens April 13, 2013 Katie needs to take a nitro tab and have a seat. She screwed the mess out of Nick when he was with Bridget. Don’t get me started on Saint Taylor. She has now screwed Ridge, Thorne, Eric and Rick, yet she still acts as the one-woman moral majority. Team Logan! Log in to Reply DevinMissesOLTL April 13, 2013 Yes! Brooke is a ho. And Yes! She is wrong as 2 left shoes, for sleeping with her sisters man! But what THAT got to do with Taylor?!?! It’s not her business! Geeze, get out of Bookes behind and come out for a little air honey! Who follows people around and just infuses themselves in their lives like she has?? And that’s with her kids too! And please don’t get me started with this “Taylor & Eric” mess…Eww! Did you hear what she said to Hope, as she entered the gatehouse? “What are you doing here?” Really?? Her brother, Eric’s name sake, lives here luv! And why didn’t you knock is the better question?! Get yo life!!! Log in to Reply harlee490 April 13, 2013 I’m loving B&B right now as much as Y&R. I’m loving Taylor’s new bitchiness, Brooke’s slutiness again, Maya\Rick story, Caroline 2.0 is a BLAST! Also liked what I saw Friday btw Maya\Carter was pretty HOT…great trio of Rick\Maya\Carter…yum. I’m liking Dayzee wanting to protect her “life” and not share w\Maya…putting some bite in their relationship. I don’t mind that Dayzee is BBF w\Caroline, they have always been friends… The “slut from the valley” (Stephanie ) is creating so much story again because of whom Brooke as slept with…great drama! Log in to Reply harlee490 April 13, 2013 OOOHHH! Forgot…Dr. Taylor Hayes Forrester is a HO too! Just a different kind of HO! Log in to Reply tashikins April 14, 2013 Love that Taylor asked Hopeless to leave–little entitled Logan. It may be her brother’s home but it aint hers and it’s Taylor’s man’s home. My Tay Tay is the new queen bee! Log in to Reply dqh257 April 14, 2013 @pjc722, Taylor never told Katie lies about Bill/Brooke; she may have fed her insecurities after Taylor was pissed about the reemergence of the Brooke’s Bedroom line, but Taylor gave her very biased opinion of the Bill/Brooke relationship and Katie believed her because she knows Brooke is a man-eater and Bill is horny. Log in to Reply pjc722 April 14, 2013 I don’t believe that I said she LIED to Katie. what I believe I said was she was running to Katie and feeding into her insecurities & anxieties about Bill and Brooke. Taylor is her therapist first and should be looking out for her well-being and not instigating things, is all I meant there. Honestly, it was Taylor that made Katie start looking at Bill and Brooke differently based on Taylor’s biased observations. Taylor even passed judgement on Brooke by saying Brooke is DOING EXACTLY what she has always done in the past and sort of pressured Katie into taking action WHICH if Taylor was truly a good therapist or “friend” as she says (except when she is maligning Brooke and saying that all the Logans get whatever they want) she would have realized that the pressure and anxiety of that would be detrimental to Katie’s mental/emotional and physical health. I am not siding with Brooke, at all. I think the writers have written the character into a corner where a majority (and not all) of the fans will never really buy her sob story any longer. I was just bringing up Taylor’s actions as a way of making Bill more of a villian and exactly revenge on Taylor. We all know how Bill misdirects his revenge on people instead of taking ownership. Caroline, Amber, Hope, Katie, etc. are all victims of Bill’s selfishness which makes him a GREAT villian in the scheme of soap villians! Plus, I’d love to see Taylor knocked down a little to see her come back up. It would put her and Brooke on level playing fields. Log in to Reply Marcianna April 14, 2013 I just joined for the mere fact that I need to get this off my chest regarding Taylor. First off, Brooke and Ridge were together prior to Taylor. Taylor left her family and Brooke took care of her children…I know, I know, she lost her memory, but she was gone from her family nonetheless. Taylor has had as many involvements as Brooke: (1) her first husband (2) Ridge (3) The Prince or whatever he was (4) Thorn (5) Whip (6) Slept with Brooke’s father!! (7) Rick (8) Nick – had a baby, regardless of the fact the egg was Brooke’s…she carried a baby for 9 months and turned her back on it (9) ERIC!!! Seems to me that Taylor has made her way through the Forrester men just as rapidly as Brooke did. I have a feeling I may have missed one or two in that listing. Her holier than thou attitude is bogus. Taylor is just a nosey person who needs a life so she stops interfering in everyone elses. Log in to Reply dqh257 April 14, 2013 But, the writers are revamping the rivalry, which has existed for the better part of 20 years! These women hate each other and they should remain hating each other. Katie is collateral damage to both Taylor and Brooke; Brooke just wanted to have sex with someone so she could feel vital and attractive again after Ridge left and Taylor used Katie in her vendetta to get her children more firmly entrenched at Forrester. I love that these rivals are back at each other’s throats, whether it’s over who was Stephanie’s better friend, their daughters, or Forrester. Both women know each other’s pathologies and can sling the historical mud at each other, thus getting their respective fanbases upset. If this show could focus on Taylor/Brooke and the Maya/Rick/Caroline story and not be so Liam-centric, I am on board with the show’s current direction. Log in to Reply adj31 April 15, 2013 I hate that she and Bill went there. I mean sometimes you have to take a step back and look, really ask yourself “Is the dick that important?” Apparently it was more pressing for her to ride the pony than fix things with her sister. Bad Brooke. Katie should refuse forgive her sister and wish, rightfully so, that Bill’s peen shrivels up and falls off. That being said, and to paraphrase a previous poster, “Fuck that got to do with Taylor?” What the “good” doctor needs to do is get some dick in her life so she can stop worrying about the dick in everyone elses. I would like to have seen Brooke tell the dude no, and for Bill to actively persue Brooke to the point of near obsession while knocking Dr. Needs-To-Mind-Her-Damn-Business down more than a peg or two. Log in to Reply jmc April 15, 2013 Taylor also slept with and married Brooke’s ex-hubby, Whip Jones. Btw, the writing is pretty crappy on B&B. Now, Ma Bell (Lee Philip Bell), was a pro in the daytime drama industry, & co-creator to not only B&B but Y&R, if I’m not mistaken. Why is she not all over her son’s azz about the show??? Log in to Reply THEBEST April 15, 2013 [quote=dqh257]But, the writers are revamping the rivalry, which has existed for the better part of 20 years! These women hate each other and they should remain hating each other. Katie is collateral damage to both Taylor and Brooke; Brooke just wanted to have sex with someone so she could feel vital and attractive again after Ridge left and Taylor used Katie in her vendetta to get her children more firmly entrenched at Forrester. I love that these rivals are back at each other’s throats, whether it’s over who was Stephanie’s better friend, their daughters, or Forrester. Both women know each other’s pathologies and can sling the historical mud at each other, thus getting their respective fanbases upset. If this show could focus on Taylor/Brooke and the Maya/Rick/Caroline story and not be so Liam-centric, I am on board with the show’s current direction.[/quote] I agree with EVERYTHING you stated. No, Taylor doesn’t have any room to judge, but Brooke needs an antagonist since Stephanie’s dead. Do we really expect for Taylor to ever put herself & Brooke in the same boat? Of course not. I love how Brad Bell has ramped up the Taylor/Brooke rivalry without making it all about Ridge or just those ditzy daughters of theirs. This is no different than Victor & Jack on Y&R. Neither one of them is a saint, yet they act like the other is the Devil incarnate. Their decades-long feud has had plenty of collateral damage. They’ve both used other people to hurt each other. Taylor did overstep her bounds by becoming involved in Katie’s personal life, but let’s be real: Taylor shouldn’t have been the girl’s shrink in the first place. Katie knew damn well what Taylor’s opinion of Brooke has always been, yet she & Bill made the choice to appoint her as Mrs. Spencer’s Psychiatrist. Even Hope noticed the closeness that has been growing between Bill & Brooke. Taylor did have an obligation as Katie’s Psychiatrist to point out anything that could cause a setback for her. Brooke confirmed all of Taylor’s suspicions by doing exactly what was expected of her. Don’t shoot the messenger. Stephanie would’ve done the same thing and she was no saint, either. Log in to Reply tashikins April 20, 2013 Agree THEBEST alhough I do think that Taylor has the authority(moral and professional) to “call Brooke out. I miss Stephanie(the pre Brook loving one). Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply You must be logged in to post a comment.