Matthew (Robert Gorrie) got upset with Hurricane Dani (Kelley Missal) for wanting to tell him about Michelle (Amber Skye Noyes) working at the hotel. After Matthew left the room in a huff, she turned to Jeffrey (Corbin Bleu) and demanded to know how she ended up the bad guy in the situation.
Dorian (Robin Strasser) woke David (Tuc Watkins) up by dumping water on him. She then proceeded to rip of the documents he’d made for his big TV meeting. Dorian demanded to know how long he’d been sleeping with Rama (Shenaz Treasury). David said he wasn't.
Tea (Florencia Lozano) arrived at Todd’s (Roger Howarth) place, where Blair (Kassie DePaiva) was upset with him for letting her oversleep. Blair tried to assure Tea that she and Todd weren’t getting back together. Later, Todd said Blair was lying, because she was thinking about being with him. Todd then went to take care of faking Victor's death.
Clint (Jerry verDorn) defended his actions in trying to help Viki (Erika Slezak) with the Pellegrino Fund. He said her pride was preventing her from letting him help her. Clint warned he wasn't going to grovel any more for helping the woman he loved.
After a heart-to-heart with Nigel (Peter Bartlett), Viki went to Clint and told him she’d keep his money. Clint later thanked Nigel for the assist.
Tea went to an exercise class, where apparently all of Llanview’s ladies work out. As Tea, Destiny (Laura Harrier), Natalie (Melissa Archer), Rama and Nikki (Jenni Farley) were warming up, Dani and Jeffrey arrived to work out. In the middle of the workout, Tea had a panic attack.
David's TV pitch meeting failed miserably. He returned home and let Dorian have it. He told her she didn’t understand what it felt like to have everything paid for by her. He also said she acted like a child.
Michelle arrived to clean a hotel room and discovered Matthew with a romantic surprise for her. He had booked a room, covered the bed in rose petals and had champagne on ice. The two started getting romantic, when Michelle admitted she was a virgin.
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Cutter (Josh Kelly) surprised Natalie by showing up at her house, which was a mess. She scrambled to make herself presentable before letting him in.
Matthew and Michelle cuddled after making love. They are cute together, but I will be curious to see what kind of story Michelle has now that we're moving past the catfish part of their storyline. I don’t mind the character, but I really want him and Dani to be end game.
Someone please save me from Nora’s (Hillary B. Smith) radio show. Smith and Robert S. Woods need a better storyline. I don’t mind the comedic elements, but in general it is a huge waste of talent. With only two episodes a week, I need Bo solving crimes and Nora in the courtroom.
Jeffrey called Destiny over to help calm Dani down, but got more than he bargained for. Destiny ended up accusing Dani of sleeping with Matthew and having feelings for him. The two ended up in a screaming match, during which Dani revealed she is so lonely she could kill herself.
David got a call from someone at the TV company, saying they’d like to see more. He headed for Shelter, where he told Rama about his marital problems. David was shocked when Jo Sullivan (Marnie Schulenburg) arrived from the production company. He'd thought Jo was a man!
David returned home and told Dorian he was getting a hotel room. Dorian believed the best way to save their marriage was to be in the trenches and fight through things. David said he loved her, but didn’t want to be in the trenches. Did anyone else wonder if Dorian is somehow behind the production company’s interest in David? The thought crossed my mind.
Todd returned dripping wet, from faking his brother's death. This led to Blair taking off his clothes and the two having sex. Who knew dead bodies were an aphrodisiac?
Natalie and Cutter started having sex on the floor after eating anchovies pizza.
I swear the things that make people horny in Llanview: dead bodies, catfish and anchovies.