HomeTagsCountdowns21 Soap Opera Characters Solange Knowles Should Beat Up In An Elevator Daytime Confidential May 14, 2014 18 Comments Since Beyonce‘s little sister Solange Knowles has displayed quite the penchant for handing out ass-whuppings in elevators, we’ve decided to compile a list of the soap opera characters we’d love to see get a taste of what Jay-Z received at the recent Costume Institute Gala. Keep reading to find out who want to see get #Solanged! No. 21 and No. 20: Michael Corinthos and Kiki Jerome, General Hospital Could there be a more whiny pair of 20-somethings in fictional Port Charles, New York? Since sad sack Michael (Chad Duell) and his sour gal pal Kiki Jerome (Kristen Alderson) are always frowning anyway on General Hospital, why not let Solange give ‘em a reason to pout? No. 19: Quinn Perkins, Scandal Grumpy ex-Gladiator Quinn (Katie Lowes) has needed a good ass-kicking since Season 1 of ABC’s Scandal. You’d think Huck (Guillermo Diaz) torturing the idiot for going all B613 would be enough to get her in line, but no. She’s still pulling stunts—like finding Huck’s family without his knowledge or permission—that simply require her to spend a little one-on-one time with Solange. — Jamey Giddens Photos of Solange, Beyonce and Jay-Z by PR Photos 18 Responses MrRHS May 14, 2014 LMBO…my choices would be Theresa Donovan, Anne Milbauer, and Abigail Deveraux from DAYS. Log in to Reply Jon May 14, 2014 Anyone heard any dirt on what got Solange so pissed? Believe me I was cheering when I saw the video. I think Jay-Z and Beyonce are the biggest overrated non-talents. Log in to Reply ChrisGa May 14, 2014 Quinn Perkins from Scandal should be a lot higher on this list. A total idiot and one of the worst characters in primetime for three season running now. She really should’ve been killed off by now. And I couldn’t agree more regarding many of the others on the list, especially Abby Newman, a once-wonderful character now watered down by bad writing and an actress that lacks the charisma–romantic or otherwise–and screen presence to elevate said bad writing above mediocre. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against Melissa Ordway, who I still believe is a better-than-decent actress, but she has yet to show she has the range to take shitty writing and make it work(something Emme Rylan did in spades under MAB). Now Abby’s just another blond, cardboard cipher that could be played by any random hair model. Log in to Reply blake3b May 14, 2014 [quote=Jon]Anyone heard any dirt on what got Solange so pissed? Believe me I was cheering when I saw the video. I think Jay-Z and Beyonce are the biggest overrated non-talents.[/quote] You said it, I don’t get the hype about Beyonce and Jay Z. And Beyonce referred to as the new Tina Turner? Ugh. Log in to Reply Mets82 May 14, 2014 I have to put Abby Newman up there. Nothing against Melissa but the character has become too boring for me. I disagree about Kiki but agree with Micheal. Micheal always comes off like a goody-goody for me. Always does the right thing, tells other people to do the right thing etc. Dylan on Y&R is the same way. I think Luke should be on the list although Kiki already kicked him in the balls, so I think Solange could take him. Log in to Reply Cornfed May 14, 2014 [quote=ChrisGa](something Emme Rylan did in spades under MAB). Now Abby’s just another blond, cardboard cipher that could be played by any random hair model.[/quote] Funny, that’s how I see Rylan as Nulu on GH Log in to Reply ChrisGa May 14, 2014 ^^^Yeah, I love ER but I would tend to agree there; she hasn’t made the impact at GH that she did on Y&R. Log in to Reply Yoryla May 14, 2014 Lololololololll! What an *awesome* list! First of all the Solange thing is great I mean, girlfriend kicks ASS! Literally, lol! And I found it so funny why Beyoncé was just standing there at first! Lol, as far as the list, I agree with everyone on the list, except Thomas Barrow! LOVE him!! And I hope he never goes away lol. From DAYS I would also give BIG ass whoopings to Jordan and Ben for being so damn BORING!!! These two definitely need a *fire* lit under their behinds and what better way to do that than a good ol *whooping* from Solange!!! Also, I would whoop JFP for destroying Y&R and everything else she’s ever touched, and RC for writing silly and stupid drivel and for being stupid and arrogant on social media! LOL! Log in to Reply Dyllan May 14, 2014 IMO, Marcy Rylan sucked on both Y&R and GH. MR as Abby was cartoonish and over-the-top. All she did was bug her eyes out. As nu-Lulu she just lacks the spark and characteristics of the prior actress. Log in to Reply Mets82 May 14, 2014 Yeah, but as a guy, she is damn sexy to look it. Log in to Reply Secrets and Lies May 14, 2014 I would like to see Solange smack Cahhhhrrrrlos upside the head and kick him in the honey nut cheerios for the pain he is putting Sabrina through with his confession that he “killed A.J.” – it was heart-breaking Sabrina thinking her baby might die because Cahhhhhrrrrlos had sworn on the baby’s life. You know damn well if Jay-Z had pulled that ish on BeyBey, Solange would have stepped in and set J-Hova straight – faster than a surrogate mom can go through a pint of Ben and Jerry’s, a bag of chips, and a jar of pickles all while Beyonce be hittin’ the gym in a Kristen Blake rubber baby-belly. Log in to Reply luverica May 14, 2014 The SHAAADE of it all! Y’all gonna sick Smackdown Solange on my boy Michael QUATERMAIN but you won’t put Sonny Soprano-Light nor Victor ‘Mumbles’ Newman on the list. Talk about two heathens that did their ass whupped. Log in to Reply Yoryla May 15, 2014 [quote=Secrets and Lies]You know damn well if Jay-Z had pulled that ish on BeyBey, Solange would have stepped in and set J-Hova straight – faster than a surrogate mom can go through a pint of Ben and Jerry’s, a bag of chips, and a jar of pickles all while Beyonce be hittin’ the gym in a Kristen Blake rubber baby-belly.[/quote] Haaaaa! Log in to Reply logan_echolls May 15, 2014 I love all of Jenna’s choices plus the choice of Franco. I so believe Solange has a problem with her temper. She is constantly going off on people. The way Bey was in the elevator shows this has happened before. And the fact Jay didn’t raise his hand to smack her one shows he knows all about her temper tantrums. In the video you could see Bey talking to Jay and he is moving his hands like “I don’t know”. And Bey stands in front of Jay when Solange tries to kick him. Nothing new for the Carters. Log in to Reply thecourt99 May 15, 2014 This list is hilarious, however I don’t think the real tea will ever be spilled. The PR team is in overdrive shutting people up and threatening litigation, I am sure. So I am going to theorize, and personally, I think that Wendy Williams was the closest to the truth, especially once it came out that Rachel Roy was another target of Solange’s. I think all roads lead to Aaliyah when it comes to the Roc. She was one of the reasons why Hov and Dame broke up. They both loved her. Timbaland recently got divorced soon after an interview aired where he said he was first attracted to his wife because she looked like Aaliyah. I also believe that they passed Rachel between the two of them, so on some level Rachel is one of many old Hov jump offs. So I think this may have something to do with Jay and jump-offs. Side note, both Aaliyah and Toni Braxton fascinate me with their ability to mesmerize men to the point of distraction. Toni broke up Mint Condition, and she is also accused of breaking up the Dallas Mavericks (she was dating 2 players at the same time and the infighting messed up their on field play).. Man…talk about digressing….. and can I say how much I hate Kepner??? UGHHHHH Log in to Reply pferrando May 15, 2014 Perhaps she can do a guest gig on RHOA, and have a go at Kenya. Log in to Reply Cornfed May 15, 2014 [quote=Yoryla]Also, I would whoop JFP for destroying Y&R and everything else she’s ever touched, and RC for writing silly and stupid drivel and for being stupid and arrogant on social media! LOL![/quote] Ain’t gon’ happen, at least that last part; for some reason the press cuts CarToony a LOT of slack, when they really didn’t concerning Frons/JFP/Guza during their reign LOL Edited: Did you all catch the “Beygency” skit with the Spider Man Pan dude a couple weeks ago? Too funny. Log in to Reply rabbit on the moon May 15, 2014 If the roles were reversed and it was Jay-Z who attacked Solange, would it still be a laughing matter to everyone? I doubt it. Just ask Chris Brown. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply You must be logged in to post a comment.