Since Beyonce‘s little sister Solange Knowles has displayed quite the penchant for handing out ass-whuppings in elevators, we’ve decided to compile a list of the soap opera characters we’d love to see get a taste of what Jay-Z received at the recent Costume Institute Gala. Keep reading to find out who want to see get #Solanged!
No. 21 and No. 20: Michael Corinthos and Kiki Jerome, General Hospital
Could there be a more whiny pair of 20-somethings in fictional Port Charles, New York? Since sad sack Michael (Chad Duell) and his sour gal pal Kiki Jerome (Kristen Alderson) are always frowning anyway on General Hospital, why not let Solange give ‘em a reason to pout?
No. 19: Quinn Perkins, Scandal
Grumpy ex-Gladiator Quinn (Katie Lowes) has needed a good ass-kicking since Season 1 of ABC’s Scandal. You’d think Huck (Guillermo Diaz) torturing the idiot for going all B613 would be enough to get her in line, but no. She’s still pulling stunts—like finding Huck’s family without his knowledge or permission—that simply require her to spend a little one-on-one time with Solange.
— Jamey Giddens