Eden Capwell

Is this Y&R or Hannah Freaking Montana?

The word Eden used to conjure up images of peace; Nirvana, the state, not the band (RIP Kurt); the star of Imaginary Bitches; long, flowing, crimped hair on the head of Marcy Walker; and the fabled garden where Eve tricked Adam into taking a bite.

Now, thanks to Y&R's casting director, it has come to symbolize a loud, grating, young adult actress who would be better suited on a Disney channel afternoon program than a soap opera. I am sorry I can't take it. There's only so much a fan can be expected to bear.

You're already bringing back that OTHER loud little girl— the one who sings— and now you have brought on this Eden character, Michael's little sister, to assault my ear drums. What, I ask you, did Tracey Bregman and I do to deserve this???? Okay, so I threw that McDonald's sack out of  the window of my Mustang a few years back, I'm SORRY already!  If Y&R is going to keep casting these loud, overacting little girls the least they can do is send a brutha some earplugs. Side Note: Why in high hell did Traci Abbott have those chopsticks in her hair?

One Life to Live: Paging Marcy Walker!!!

There aren't enough words in the search engine at Dictionary.com to describe how excited I am about A Martinez (ex-Cruz Castillo), one half of my all-time favorite soap supercouple (sorry Bo and Hope, you guys are a close, close second! Bring on Roberta to sing "Tonight I Celebrate My Love" and we'll talk!) coming to One Life to Live as Ray Montez.

I know a lot of fans are worried One Life is getting a little too cast heavy but there's always room for one more, especially a Soap God sent down from Mount Soap-O-lympus like Martinez. Now if the dynamic duo that is Frank and Ron can some how lure Marcy Walker (ex-Eden Capwell Castillo, SB; ex-Liza Colby, All My Children) to Llanview, even for just a brief Sweeps storyline, I can die a happy man. Well, only if I can come back to life on a pier in three to five years and have Drake Hogestyn spy me out of the corner of his cocked eye and gasp "J?"

I can't tell you how much fan fic I have written about A and Marcy reuniting. No really, I can't, there are court documents prohibiting it. READ MORE