AMC - Sonyab's recaps 3/12/10

Great show today! 

A starving rat in the tunnels.

Police station:

Liza tells Tad that she doesn't think Damon has a clue that his mother ever set foot in Pine Valley before.  Damon tells Colby that Tad thinks he's playing everybody just to get off! As Liza takes Damon and Colby in to see the judge, Tad is still in shock. ROFL! . Opal  comes in and he tells her that Hillary is Damon's mother!  Opal remembers how in love Tad was with Hillary - then asks about Damon's father. Tad tells her Hillary apparently remarried. Damon and Colby show up, saying things went well with the judge. They talk about his situation, and Damon brings up his father and that he has totally given up on him, and his mother is just disappointed in him. Tad asks Opal if she has any vibes about how things are going with Liza, the D.A., and the judge. Opal doesn't. ROFL! Damon talks about how Damon stole money from his grandmother once. Opal says that Tad did that once when he was younger. ROFL! Damon says that his father never forgave him for that. Liza shows up and says that Damon got community service, no jail time, but he has to have a court appointed guardian. I say TAD!!!! Tad says I'll do it! YAY!!!! :)  Liza thinks that's big of Tad, and asks if Opal agrees to it - she does. Damon is okay with it too. Jesse and Tad talk alone about Hilllary and Damon.  Tad tells him why he's stepping up for Damon. They discuss how Hillary came to him before her marriage to see if there was a spark between them. That they talked once.  Jesse asks, How long ago was that? OHHHHHHHHHHHH TAD IS THE FATHER!!!!!!! Tad and Hillary had a "talk" once?!!?! Oh this is exciting!!!

Wildwind:

Ryan tells Greenlee that if she gives David up, he'll grant her wish and leaves her alone forever! Greenlee says she won't tell Ryan where David is - and thanks to him, she's already lost her husband! Ryan is all smug and says that David is likely still in Pine Valley. Greenlee says he's gone. Ryan asks how he got out of town. Greenlee says in a coffin. Ryan asks if he used the one he sleeps in or bought a special one? ROFL ROFL! That is the line of the day! Ryan brings up Jack. Greenlee says that she should have known he wouldn't help her - she can't understand why he has to fight her about David! She is sad.. Ryan hugs her and they look at each other sweetly. UGH! NO GREENLEE! DON'T JOIN RYAN'S CULT!  She snaps out of it and asks if this was part of his plan for all the warm fuzzies. He says he doesn't like to see her upset. Greenlee wants to figure out her life, and tells Ryan about wanting to hurt David even if it hurts her too! Ryan won't apologize - he's glad she's free of him.

Fusion:

Greenlee tells Randi and Madison that it's time to deal with who is in charge once and for all. Randi shows her an idea for a photo shoot - it's the castle. The castle that Ryan and Greenlee married at!!! DOH! Greenlee finds out it was Erica's idea and says she hates it. Randi walks away and Madison says Greenlee hates it because it reminds her of Ryan. Madison says Ryan has been pretty involved with Fusion. Greenlee says Fusion wasn't the only thing Ryan helped Erica with and wants Madison to get back to work. 

CONfusion:

Ryan is with Jesse. They talk about Greenlee of course!! And that David must still be in town and will have to crawl out of his hole sooner or later. Shut up Ryan!

Chandler Mansion:

David watches from the tunnels...  Adam searches all over for something. Brooke comes in and says he needs some rest - he can't fool her! Adam tells her to stop playing nursemaid. He points out that his family needs him - he's just forgotten to take one pill, and he'd take it, Ahhh he is looking for his heart pill!! He can't find it. Brooke looks for it and finds it. Adam says he's glad to have her back - she is taking Tempo off his hands, plus, she's just what this family needs! Adam goes upstairs, and Annie comes into the room with champagne and sees Brooke. Annie is not happy to see her and wants her to move into the Valley Inn - she and her husband need privacy! Brooke says she never meant to impose - she'll go. Brooke warns her to care for Adam - his health isn't good. Annie thought at first Brooke ment sex but no that isn't what she ment! ROFL!  Annie says she knows what her husband's needs are and that she is  just upset that she can give Adam something she can't - she pulls down her strap and exposes her bare shoulder! Annie says oops! ROFL! Brooke rolls her eyes and leaves. ROFL ROFL! Annie calls Ryan to take Emma for the night. Adam walks into the room, and Annie tells him that Emma is going to her dad's, and she asked Brooke to move to a hotel. Adam is upset, and insists that Annie apologize to Brooke - she's his guest and can stay there as long as she likes. Again Adam treats her like a 5 year old! ROFL!  When Adam takes a drink of scotch, David watches. Ohhhh the camera is very close to David's face yum! 

Annie reappears with grapes and food and Adam asks if Annie talked to Brooke. She says that Brooke already left. Adam really wants to make things right. Annie agrees and they go to call her.  David comes out into the room and eats really fast!!! ROFL ROFL! Hungry David? ROFL! That poor hungry rat! ROFL! He almost eats everything in site!! ROFL ROFL!  He hears a noise and is trying to find a place to hide! ROFL! He grabs grapes in his mouth and runs into the tunnels! ROFL ROFL! That was the scene of the day!!!! ROFL!  Emma sees the rest of the grapes on the platter and eats some. Emma sees her and thinks that she ate all the grapes ROFL!  Emma says that she didn't eat the grapes and ruin her dinner!  ROFL! Ryan shows up and Emma tells Ryan the same thing ROFL! Ryan brings up how Emma wanted to see him and she says it was mommy's idea. Annie explains that she wanted alone time with her husband! Annie says she only lied because he's critical, and she wanted to avoid drama. Ryan wonders why she's so concerned about her marriage? After Ryan and Emma leave, Annie tells Adam she is going upstairs to put on something more comfortable. Something is wrong with Adam.  He realizes he took the wrong pill before He starts to experience severe heart pain. He lays on the couch.. David stands over him and says, Looks like you're a dead man, Adam! ROFL ROFL! What do you want from him David? This reminds me of when Palmer was having a heart attack and David withheld his meds until he got what he wanted! I wonder what David wants from Adam. Don't worry David won't let Adam die.

The hospital:

JR tells Marissa that he loves his family and he's going to fight for them! Awwwwww! He tells Marissa he wants to go home, but she says he might want to be able to lift his head off the pillow first. She says everything will be fine.Brooke has gone back to the hospital and gives her cell number to Marissa. JR sees Brooke and wants to talk to her.  She puts a gown and mask on and goes in. JR thanks her for looking after his dad. Brooke tells him not to worry - just focus on getting stronger. She mentions that Annie asked her to move out to a hotel. JR says that bitch ROFL!  He tells Brooke that Annie is trying to seduce Adam to give him a heart attack. When he becomes upset, Brooke steps out. She comes back and tells JR that Annie and Adam left her a message asking her to stay. JR makes her promise to move back to the Chandler Mansion - and to look after Adam!

Did anybody see the bumpers that they showed after the commercial was over? I only saw one.. At 1:30 with Madison and Greenlee.. Very interesting. :)