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Dirty Soap's Nadia Bjorlin's Mom on Brandon Beemer: "If You Get Married and Have Children, I Will Kill You Myself!"




Dang, son! A new episode of E!'s addictive reality sudser Dirty Soap debuted tonight and it wasn't the soapers who were stealing all the scenes, it was their moms (Although Farah Fath's revelation to One Life to Live costar Josh Kelly that JP Lavoisier's ahem, rooster has a tendency to pop out of those pajamas he's forever sporting was almost the episode's parmount moment!)!

Lavoisier's mom, Bambi was worried about her baby boy moving to LA and being rushed into a marriage she thinks he might not be ready for. Bambi, however was about as ferocious as the Disney cartoon character she shares a name with, compared to Nadia Bjorlin's mother Fary! To say Mama Bjorlin isn't feeling her striking daughter's relationship with the equally beautiful Brandon Beemer is an understament on par with saying Kelly Monaco's General Hospital mom Nancy Lee Grahn is a wee bit opinionated on Twitter!




When Mama Bjorlin wasn't cooking up delicious Persian dishes on tonight's eppy, she was calling Beemer names like "stupid" and "arrogant." She also told The Bold and the Beautiful star, to his face, he had no class and said to Nadia, "If you get married and have children, I will kill you myself." Yowser!

Not to say all of Mama Bjorlin's hateration was unmerited, since a clip from next week's show spoils The Beems forgetting Bjorlin's birthday! What do you guys think?

Is Mama Bjorlin the new Supreme Reality Super Bitch, or is she right to be going after Beemer about how he treats her kid?

Does Dirty Soap Get Your Vote?




Reality TV factory E! debuted former All My Children supercouple Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos' docu-sudser Dirty Soap on Sunday night. The sexy, glossy series featured Nadia Bjorlin embarking on her last day on the set of Days of Our Lives as opera singer-turned-hooker Chloe Lane, supportive boyfriend Brandon Beemer (Owen, The Bold and the Beautiful) by her side.

Also from DAYS was Galen Gering (Rafe), whose wife Jenna Gering was tired of being the wallflower at cast parties, but was apparently even more weary of seeing her hubby kiss Alison Sweeney (Sami) on national TV (Uh, how long has Galen been acting in soaps? This is just now an issue?).

Bjorlin's former castmate and galpal Farah Fath was also on hand. The mouthy scene stealer was in the process of relocating to La La Land in the premiere, after her time as One Life to Live's Gigi came to an end (Or has it?). Meanwhile, Fath's real and reel life leading man JP Lavoisier (Rex, OLTL) was avoiding relocating from NYC to Hollyweird like the plague.  

Also in the cast were Fath and Bjorlin's former DAYS' costar Kirsten Storms (Maxie, General Hospital), whom Fath was nervous about bumping into, due to their complicated past.  Storm's homegirl in and out of the fictional town of Port Charles, Kelly Monaco (Sam) was also along for the "unscripted" ride, and finding it hard to ditch the belongings of some dude she'd dated since like The Fresh Prince of Belair was still in production.

I thought the show was a fun, splashy—if sometimes silly—hoot. I cannot wait to see Fath and Storms showing out this season on Dirty Soap, especially if liquor and nightclubs are involved! I also think it's hella cool that at a time when every single mainstream media headline is screaming "Soaps Are Dead," one of the hottest channels around—catering to the very demos soaps need to survive—is basically offering a 10-week promotional blitz for suds. What did you guys think?

Does Dirty Soap get your vote?

Meow: Claws Are BARED Between Farah Fath and Kirsten Storm in Dirty Soap Promo

 




Move over Snooki. Take a seat Kim, Khloe and Kourt. There are some new reality princesses in town and they are all too experienced in bringing the soapy drama! E! has released the first teaser promo for Dirty Soap, the upcoming reality show from Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, featuring soapers Kelly Monaco (Sam, General Hospital), Nadia Bjorlin (Chloe, Days of Our Lives), Brandon Beemer (Owen, The Bold and the Beautiful), Galen Gering (Rafe, DAYS), JP Lavoisier (Rex, One Life to Live) and frenemies Farah Fath (Gigi, OLTL) and Kirsten Storms (Maxie, GH). This is gonna be one hot mess — in a good way! Watch the teaser after the jump. READ MORE

Final Destination 5 Scares up Soap Stars!

The Bold and the Beautiful’s Jacqueline MacInnes Wood positively glowed at the premiere of Final Destination 5, in which she portrays Olivia Castle.  The event, held at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood on August 11, brought out Wood’s B&B co-stars Brandon Beemer and Texas Battle. The Young and the Restless’ Kate Linder and former Days of Our Lives star Nadia Bjorlin also turned up in support. See more photos after the jump!

RELATED: What Do Saved By The Bell, Jacqueline MacInnes Wood and Final Destination Have in Common?

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Daytime Stars Heat up NBCUniversal Press Tour All Star Party Red Carpet

Daytime stars (Galen Gering, Kelly Monaco, Farah Fath, Nadia Bjorlin and Brandon Beemer pictured above) from E!’s upcoming reality series Dirty Soap to Days of Our Lives vets Deidre Hall, Drake Hogestyn and Suzanne Rogers lit up the NBCUnversal Press Tour All Star Party red carpet at The Bazaar at the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills, on August 1st. America’s Got Talent judge Sharon Osbourne, who's taking a "little break" from The Talk, joined in the festivities, as did former The Young and the Restless star Eva Marcille.

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Beemer Books CSI: Miami




Seems like The Bold and the Beautiful's Brandon Beemer is making the most of his downtime. The actor announced via Twitter he will be appearing on CSI: Miami.

Working today on "CSI Miami" and just got some awesome makeup done!! Very cool!
 

No word on when Beemer's episode is slated to air or who he will be playing.