What Outlandish Thing Should OLTL's Jessica Do Next?



Poor Jessica Buchanan (Bree Williamson), if it's not a another personality rearing its ugly head or discovering her husband's mumified body, she's having her brains fried like a mosquito mesmorized by a bug zapper on a hot summer night. So many outlandish things have happened to Jessica over the past few years that not even more time spent in a sanitarium would come as a relief to the beleaugered character.  Like 24's Jack Bauer, it seems Jessica just can't escape the horrors that afflict her. With this in mind what would you like to see Jessica do next?  

What should Jessica do next?

Audition for The Real Housewives of Llanview, White House gate crashers have nothing on her.
10% (22 votes)
Challenge Tara and her personalities from United States of Tara to a Bring it On style dance off.
15% (34 votes)
Kidnap Sarah Jessica Parker and take over the role of Carrie Bradshaw in the upcoming Sex and the City sequel.
11% (24 votes)
Fight to find out who she is in the Buchanan Identity, Ultimatum and Supremacy movies.
15% (32 votes)
Convince Fox's Dr. Gregory House to take her case and identify the mysterious Messica virus.
24% (53 votes)
Seek help from Imaginary Bitches' Eden in quelling those imaginary voices in her head.
25% (55 votes)
Total votes: 220

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I voted  for fight it out who she is in  the Buchanan Identity, Ultimatuam and supremacy movies. I  would  flove that no more damn altars and no more victam  Jessica .

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So torn between the Tara dance off and seeking help from Eden! Had to go w/ Eden b/c I'm not sure how many of Jessica's personalities can really dance. I'm sure Tess can, but I don't think that would be enough to win.  I'd love to see Tess tangle w/ Catherine and Heather, not to mention what Bess would think of the whole thing, lol!

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I had to go with kidnapping Sarah Jessica Parker and starring in the new Sex and the City movie. The girl has star power!

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I have an idea---how about finding ANOTHER character to obsess over for a while???? After all that baby stuff, the alternate personalities, Nash's death and all the other stories that have been created for this character, I am ready to see NEW characters take the forefront--like Kelly!! Time to pass the torch!!!

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None of the above...Jessica is Viki's daughter; how many outlandish things has Viki herself experienced over the last 42 years of ONE LIFE - Heaven, Eterna, etc., I do agree with the prior post erthough, definately put some other character through a share of these travisties. At least in the past while Viki may have had some of the more infamous storylines, other heroines and heros had their fair share of intrigue.
Erik

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Send Jessica to Eterna, not to be confused with Eternia! 

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Eternia, not to be confused with Etheria...though Jessica would make a great She-Ra. Aside from that...this story with Jessica reverting back to 1997 is no different from the time Donna Beck Tyler on ALL MY CHILDREN had a similar amnesia and reverted back to the time she was prostituting on  Locust Street. Jessica going back to high school is a dream a lot of wish we could do sometimes, relive our adolescence.

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Jessica as She-ra, I love it! "By the power of Greyskull!"

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After all she's been through, I think poor Jessica needs to start off with something far less ambitious than the choices provided.  How about if she goes to Port Charles and helps a mob boss with a heart of gold find the towels?

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Or, she could wake up, go to the bathroom and find Bobby taking a shower.

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I think it might have been more interesting if she woke up and thought she was MEGAN.  I would have loved to see her looking for the set of her soap opera LOL.