Soap Opera Spoilers

Why is DAYS Saddling Red-Hot JJ With a Golly Gee Willikers Teen Snorefest? (VIDEO)

Days of Our Lives has been so good for so long, but storywise, no soap can win 'em all. Take JJ Deveraux's (Casey Moss) current arc for instance. TPTB have taken JJ—just a short while ago the hottest teen on daytime— and stuck him in some lost episode of Leave It To Beaver, where Wally has a crush on Mindy Middlebottom. 

No one wants to see Jack Deveraux, Jr. crushing on some newbie kid bore, after playing with the big boys and girls for most of the year. Why has JJ been removed from fellow troubled youth Theresa Donovan's (Jen Lilley) sexy, tempting orbit?

I get the show is going there with Brady (Eric Martsolf) and Theresa—who definitely make an intriguing pair—but I'd rather watch a triangle featuring a drunken, coke-addicted publisher, the hot mess daughter of an international spy and the brooding son of a redeemed rapist, than what JJ currently has going on. On what planet should both Jennifer (Melissa Reeves) and Abigail (Kate Mansi) be getting hotter action than JJ?

The Talented Mister Moss has a body built for sin — not standing around playing phone tag and/or sharing malts with Kelly Kapowski. Watch the DAYS recap video below and see if you agree! READ MORE

It's Time For Quinn and Liam to Have HATE Sex on Bold and Beautiful (VIDEO)

Eric Schmirick. Bill Pill. The only man for for diabolical jewelry designer Quinn Fuller—whether she knows it or not—is publishing scion Liam Spencer!

Seriously, how hot are Rena Sofer and Scott Clifton's confrontation scenes on The Bold and the Beautiful? Imagine how Wyatt (Darin Brooks) and Hope (Kim Matula) would react to a LiQuinn pairing. It's time for Dollar Bill's (Don Diamont) boy and his baby mama to get busy.

Speaking of Bill, he's at lunch, trying to convince his sapphic sis to give him back his company. Come on, Karen (Joanna Johnson). Hook yo brutha up! Watch a sneak peek of Thursday's B&B after the jump! READ MORE

Sharon and Nick Get Naked and NAUGHTY on The Young and the Restless (SNEAK PEEK)

There's absolutely nothing hotter than screwing a mental patient in Genoa City, Wisconsin. If Sharon (Sharon Case) forgets to pop one of her happy pills, Nick (Joshua Morrow) can have a threesome without even so much as hitting up anyone on Tinder.

Elsewhere in Genoa City, there appears to be a drinking game starting everytime someone says the phrase "Ian is back in town". Check out Thursday's The Young and the Restless sneak peek after the jump! READ MORE

Chester, The Teen Model Molester Returns on The Young and the Restless (SNEAK PEEK)

Chester, The Teen Model Molester is back today on The Young and the Restless. Just what more does Ian Ward (Ray Wise) want from Dylan (Steve Burton)?

Over at Kay Chancellor's crib, Lily (Christel Khalil) is rolling the heck out of her neck in Colin's (Tristan Rogers) direction. It's hard out there for criminal soap daddies. Watch a sneak peek of Wednesday's Y&R after the jump! READ MORE

The Gloves Come Off on The Bold and the Beautiful (PROMO)

Spencer men are fighting for what they want this week on The Bold and the Beautiful, and they aren't afraid to get their hands dirty. Bill Spencer (Don Diamont) wants his company back and Brooke (Katherine Kelly Lang) tries help convince his sister.

Meanwhile, Liam (Scott Clifton) kidnaps Hope (Kim Matula) because there's nothing that says true love like driving off with a girl trapped in a camper. Watch this week's The Bold and the Beautiful promo after the jump! READ MORE

Cady McClain Makes Her The Young and the Restless Debut (PROMO)

All My Children superstar Cady McClain first airs as Kelly on The Young and the Restless this week. Meanwhile, The Bold and the Beautiful's Rick (Jacob Young) and Caroline (Linsey Godfrey) arrive in Genoa City for the fashion show. Watch this week's Y&R promo after the jump!