Why I Wish My Invitation to Jack Abbott’s Birthday Party on The Young and the Restless Had Been Lost in The Mail

I could use so many classic literary titles and/or phrases to begin this post about what went wrong Monday on CBS Daytime's The Young and the Restless, as opposed to everything sister soap, The Bold and the Beautiful, did right. It Was The Best of Soaps, It Was The Worst of Soaps — A Tale of Two Bell Sudsers.