Susan Lucci Slaps Steven Colbert During ‘General’s Hospital’ Spoof of Petraeus Sex Scandal! Luke Kerr November 16, 2012 12 Comments The David Petraeus sex scandal has been an easy target for late night comedians. Steven Colbert spoofed the D.C. drama on The Colbert Report, calling it General’s Hospital. The best part of the segment was when All My Children legend Susan Lucci swept on stage at the end. Watch a clip after the jump!