The Dynasty-style catfight between Taylor (Hunter Tylo) and Brooke (Katherine Kelly Lang) kicked things off last week on The Bold and the Beautiful. Both of them had their own spin on the rumble in the Forrester pond. If that horny, old goat Eric (John McCook) had seen it, he probably would've keeled over from excitement! READ MORE

After fantasizing about being ravished by Ridge, Taylor decided it was time to move on. She told Ridge to stop calling her “Doc” because it got her all horny. Stephanie didn’t help by telling her not give up on Ridge. On a roll, Stephanie cornered Whip and let him know that Taylor and Ridge would always have feelings for each other. The meddling old bat then paid a visit to Ridge to say that Taylor might soon drop her drawers for the Whipster. The crazy lady is obsessed. Undeterred, Whip presented Taylor with a specially commissioned frock from doctor-turned-designer Bridget. For some reason, he did this in Stephanie’s office, where he’d also set out a meal for the two of them. Weird. READ MORE

Last week's B&B shenanigans started with Brooke confronting Steffy the strumpet, warning her not to get fresh with Bill again. Things simmered down pretty quickly. They came to an agreement, hugged, and were relieved further drama had been averted. Little did they know, Katie had already found out.

Katie channelled her inner Victoria Newman and gave bratty Steffy a major slap-down at Forrester Creations. Following Bill’s confession that Steffy had planted not one, but two smooches on him, Katie took things into her own hands. She fired the little weasel and tore her to shreds, saying that Steffy was only interested in taking Bill from Katie to avenge Forrester Creations being taken away from the Forresters.

Steffy licked her wounds and confessed her misdeeds to her brother Thomas. She blurted that she wanted “[Katie] to hurt like we hurt!” Thomas didn’t think that her feelings were healthy. I guess car bombs are more his style. READ MORE

Somebody grab the bird seeds, The Bold and the Beautiful's Hunter Tylo has gotten hitched, according to The National Enquirer. The B&B actress reportedly married Gersson Archila in Las Vegas.

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Was this Sarah Brown's face when she caught up with old B&B episodes and realized she'd signed a two-year contract? In case you too need a catch up, here's what's been going down in LA.

Desperate to get her freak on, now that the oh-so-irresistible Ridge is married, Taylor turned to internet dating. With a little encouragement from her daughter, Taylor hooked up with a “90 percent match” at LA’s only coffee joint, Insomnia. Alas, it was none other than Carl Ferret, the lab technician who discovered Brooke’s eggs had mistakenly been implanted in Taylor. Oh dear. She walked out on the Ferret and went home to lick her wounds, aided by Thomas and Steffy, her supportive/annoying kids. READ MORE

In May 2008, Hunter Tylo filed a restraining order against her then-boyfriend, Corey Cofield. He was alleged to have hit her daughters with a belt and to have grabbed Tylo by the throat "hard". By October 2008, she had terminated the order and reconciled with him. In May this year they split up for good. Now Tylo has opened up to the National Enquirer:

It was like a bad soap opera. I booted Corey out in May after I found a letter he'd left on my computer - a love letter to his old fiancee. He claimed he couldn't contact her because he'd been out of town, but that he missed her.    

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Is it misogynistic to have Taylor and Brooke mud wrestling over waffling Ridge? Yes. Is it entertaining, and is B&B getting a hell of a lot better? Oh yes! It made me laugh. Normally, I just bang my head against the nearest hard surface until I forget all about Rick and Ridge’s rooftop brawls, Steffy and Rick’s insipid romance, and Donna’s honey-drenched bazongas up in Honey Bear’s face. The writers have been putting things right for a while now, and it seems like they’re finally onto a winning streak. READ MORE

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While watching and— for a change— thoroughly enjoying The Bold and the Beautiful this week, I can't help but think how great it is to see Ian Buchanan onscreen again as Dr. James Warrick. I think all soaps should have more British people. They just class up the joint! Before serving as B&B's answer to Dr. Phil, James had a storied history with the Women Forrester, including an attempted romance with Brooke (Katherine Kelly Lang), and a shared attraction with Stephanie (Susan Flannery). 

Who could forget James being deflowered by fellow psychiatrist Dr. Taylor Hayes (Hunter Tylo) at Big Bear? Obviously Ridge (Ron Moss) has, since he sent not one, but both of his less-than-merry wives up to the cabin with the shrink this week. READ MORE

Yes, you read that right. Today, Taylor and Brooke fight in a mud bath under the watchful gaze of LA's finest quack, Dr. James Warwick. I can't decide if this is hilariously camp or dementedly demeaning. I mean, really, how much will both women endure to win the love of Ridgiculous?

Oh the multitude of puns one might come up with after watching this clip. Can Brooke (Katherine Kelly Lang) and Taylor (Hunter Tylo) really become friends? Watch the clip after the jump. READ MORE