There are so many bad things one could come up with for this picture but I just can't bring myself to actually type them . That having been said, I can only imagine what you all can come up with.
Here's one for you.
Maxie: "Wow look at the size of Sonny's Asset"
Maxie: "What? It's huge!"
Spinelli: "The value of Sonny's mansion is none of your business!"
Maxie: "Yes it is, a woman always likes a man with a big asset like that."
Oh and in a nod to the discussion of Avenue Q in the TV Fan Online Forums.
Maxie: "Ewwww! No it isn't Trekkie Monster!"