Officer Table Humper:

"You can't handle the truth! You're a brainless idiot who made excuses for a murdering brother, jumped off a cliff to avoid having a baby with the woman you "loved", treated Kendall like trash for years, married an inferior clone of your ex wife who just happened to be the mother of a "miracle" daughter, was shot in the skull (to bad that you didn't have that excuse before now) and now you have a form of amnesia that has taken you back years! There is more but you can't handle the truth!"

Ryan: "huh?"

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