The Gala is upon us and something has everyone's attention. Here's what I think is going on in everyone's mind.

Phyliss: "I sure look good in this red dress. Oh, I'm supposed to be paying attention. Why?"

Nick: "I can't stand Jack or this Gala!"

Lauren: "I'm here doing this crap again. I wonder when I'm going to get a story?"

Daniel: "Why are there people talking? Why am I here again? I know I'm not clapping for anything!"

Take your best shot everyone!