**April was a little hard to satirize, what with Carly’s miscarriage and Micheal’s shooting, so I did the best I could with what I had**
Trevor: I blackmailed Marianna because I want the piers that no one will ever discuss again. Oh, and because I'm an ass.
Ric: Well, at least you gave me a girlfriend and story for 5 weeks, even if you are an ass. Now, let me get crazy Anthony released from the crazy farm and then, I’ve got to go back into the closet and finish my rummy game with Monica, Edward and Mac.
Kate: Maxie, you're hired as my assistant, but you'll never get a swelled head because I will never praise you for anything you do, including holding down the fort while I get shot for the eleventieth time this year.
Jax: Carly, we're renting out the third floor to Kate for her new magazine. It’s good for business.
Carly: What? You want to sleep with Kate?
Jax: No, I said, it’s good for business.
Carly: You want to sleep with Kate?
Carly: Kate, you have to hire incompetent, shrieking Lulu as your assistant, because I said so. And everything is about me, me, me, ,me, me, Jax is mine, me, me…
Lulu: Wait, I thought everything was about me, me, me, me, Johnny’s mine, me, me…..
Alexis: You’re a bad boy sociopath and I have no intentions of dating you.
Jerry: Yeah, but you want me, you know it and I know it.
Jason: I want a relationship with you
Jason: Oh by the way, I can’t have a relationship with you.
Liz: Wait, what?
Robin: Mom, I’m going to have a baby
Anna: Eeewwwww. I’m going to be one of those icky, stinky, smelly pants Grandmas? AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stay tuned for May….