Now You Too Can Sweat Your Balls Off In Peapack Just Like Kim Zimmer!

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Elle Girl, one of the few teen spin offs of the struggling womens glossies that hasn't folded yet, is offering aspiring young pose strikers, among other things, the chance to appear in an episode of one of the struggling Proctor and Gamble soap operas that hasn't folded yet, Guiding Light, as part of their "No-Nonsense Approach Model Search". Gee, what does the loser get, electroshock therapy and a the first season DVD set of Cashmere Jungle? Wait, aren't I supposed to be trying to be positive in '09? What would David Vickeroshi do?