It's Official: Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a Blithering Idiot

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Survivor loser-turned-political expert Elisabeth Hassebeck is now making the claim that because Olympic champion Michael Phelps was caught on camera smoking weed, "people" will now wonder if he would potentially take performance-enhancing drugs.You know, the whole "gateway drugs" theory and all. I can totally see where Hasselbeck is coming from, I mean can't you? I totally abstain from champagne for fear that if people see me drinking it, they will question whether or not I stand in my bathroom, naked and disheveled while drinking green rubbing alcohol straight from the bottle. Can someone tell me when is this mouth-breather's 15 minutes of fame are going to be up?