Trevor: I'm a tool, I'm a tool, I'm a crazy, crazy tool.
Claudia: Apparently I was going down the stairs, even though the evacuation is on the roof.
Trevor: Hey, I've gone completely loony, plus I didn't get a single scratch from that giant oxygen explosion that happened two feet from me. Plus, my toxic ball is apparently in an indistructible container that can withstand explosions. Let me toss you down the stairs.
Nikolas: You look like my tumor, uh I mean, my Emily.
Rebecca: That annoys me. You annoy me. Rather than have you help get out of this burning building, I will stalk off in annoyance. But don't worry, you'll be able to save me later, when I stupidly walk towards fire and a giant beam falls on me.
Trevor: Hey Kate, I've always loved you. Come with me and my toxic ball.
Kate: Uh, no. I have to sit here and brush my hair, which looks surprisingly beautiful considering the hours of smoke and poison that been floating around here.
Patrick: You guys have to evacuate although I don't know why since ya'll are going to die from eleventy hours of smoke inhalation.
Olivia: But suddenly I'm worried about Kate, even though I've spent the better part of the day throwing her under a bus, biatch that I am. Oh, and I could totally go and get her and bring her to the roof on my way, but that would make far too much sense.
Jax: Where's Carly? She's not having sex with Sonny in one of the rooms is she?
Patrick: I haven't seen Carly, but take these four able bodied people with you on this trip, since we seem to have misplaced all the ones who were sick and actually need help getting out.
Spinelli: EVen though I bring my computer everywhere, including the bathroom, I will leave it here on this chair, while I inexplicably go look at some circuit board in a closet and get locked in.
Mac: We lost internet communication with Spinelli, even though we could just send messages back and forth through Jax.
Maxie: Well then, why don't I go into the burning building that no one manages to get out of, and find Spinelli.
Luke/Ethan: Their storyline annoys me so much, I can't even make fun of it. The last we saw, Ethan had punched out the guy with the gun, who turned out to be a sheriff (with no badge, I might add). And then these two are in jail. So did they stand around waiting for the sheriff to come to and arrest them??
Only decent part of the show was Robin and Emma (quite the little pork chop that one!!!)