90210 Meets Red Light Special

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Since it's for a good cause, I wanna play nice, but 90210's Tori Spelling needs her old ass whupped for going out to the Heart Truth Red Dress Collection Fall 2009 Fashion Show looking like somebody's burlesque show kewpie doll on acid! Tori is my age, so it's high time she left that kind of foolishness to the Mylie Cyrus's and the Katie Perry's of the world. I don't know how Jennie Garth can stand there with a straight face, but then she did get through Kelly's gunshot induced-amnesia on the original Beverly Hills, 90210 circa Season 8 (Or was it 9?).