It looks like Dorian won't be getting her Sue Ellen Ewing on anytime soon. Nelson Branco is reporting that Bo, not his late Pa Asa, is the father of The-Buddhist-Formerly-Known-As-David Vickeroshi, yet somehow DNA tests match up Rex and David! Say what, say huh? Did Rex father David as Bo when he was back in time, or...could David be Roxie's baby daddy? If Rex is David's daddy, does that mean Gigi is his Ma? It's gonna take John McBain, Tad Martin, Nancy Drew, Jessica Fletcher, the entire cast of Edge of Night and that dude from Quantum Leap to sort through this business!