Caption This: Tony DiMera Isn't A Vampire

Today we learned that Days of Our Lives' Tony DiMera is not a vampire - as we suspect the Cassadines are on General Hospital - after he fell down some stairs and got a spike through the chest. If he were a vampire, ala Buffy the Vampire Slayer, that would have been the end of him. I won't go into how terrible of an exit storyline this is, that's another discussion for another time. Take your best Caption This shot at any of the pictures. More after the jump.