Long before Owen and Jackie M were burning up the LA Fashion Scene with their hot cougar love, there was an older-lady lover named David Vickers (Tuc Watkins) who is one of our absolute favorite characters on One Life to Live. This week he returns to Llanview in hopes of filming a reality show with the crazies at La Boulaie. Shockingly, though, Dorian (Robin Strasser) is too classy to allow such trash in her home. David will then try and coax Viki (Erika Slezak) into letting him film at Llanfair. If Dorian says no, why on earth would Pennsylvania’s classiest lady with 7 personalities let him film there?
So David sets his eyes on the Buchanans, his new blood relatives, and things get cooking from there. With the brother vs. brother drama between Bo and Clint on a low simmer, it’s just a matter of time before their love of all things Nora boils over and causes major drama. And with that whole Matthew law suit thing going on, there should be plenty of inter-familial spats to capture for David’s reality TV show. We hear Natalie and Jared will be getting involved as well.
But what about darling Oliver Fish? He's back on the denial train and starts sleeping his way across Llanview in hopes of discovering some last bit of heterosexuality in the budoirs of Layla and other young ladies. Good luck with that, buddy.
This week we also start talking about Tea’s (Florencia Lozano) big secret again. We love Tea. We love secrets. And we’re pretty sure this one involves something big -- like maybe the fact that Tea is getting secret Mother’s Day cards. Could this be true? Can’t say for sure - it’s just the scuttlebutt around Llanview.