Check out one of the soap opera-themed performance art pieces from upcoming General Hospital guest star Kalup Linzy, which so inspired James Franco, it—along with encouragement from Franco's other artsy pal Carter—made him want to do a soap. Too bad it wasn't the soap that inspired this spoof. Couldn't you just see Erica Kane (Susan Lucci) facing off with LaQuavia?!  "You told yo' churen yet?"