MUST SEE WEB TV: Empire's Sandra Haven Traps Some Heffa in a Closet

Okay, I will readily admit I haven't exactly been crazy about wacky, web soap Empire, which is why I haven't been blogging about the show's second season much, even though it features two of my fave Guiding Light alums, Tina Sloane and Orlagh Cassidy. That all changed this morning, thanks to some crazy heffa named Sandra Haven!


I woke up like a shot at 6 am, and couldn't go back to sleep (Is this what your 30's feels like?), so I decided to watch the latest episode of Greg Turner and Brian Hewson serial about an incestuous publishing family, who likes to have really, really dramatic conversations with one another about things they all already know. Show, don't tell be damned.

We Love Soaps' Roger Newcomb has been telling me I should give the show a second chance for awhile now. Thank the Soap Gods I did, because if I hadn't, I never would have witnessed the amazingly-fabulicious Sandra Haven tormenting her husband's bastard daughter in a walk-in-closet, with a two-way mirror— hilariously soaptastic!

Kathryn Neville Browne, who plays Sandra, should get one of those Special Guest Star billings thatHeather Locklear had on Melrose Place 1.0. Okay, if you'll excuse me, I have a whole lot of Empireto catch up on!