Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs soap villainesses seem to be back in vogue these days. On General Hospital, Patrick's (Jason Thompson) human tongue depressor is so doggone appetizing that Dr. Lisa Somethingoranother (Brianna Brown) is willing to steal Robin's (Kimberly McCullough) HIV meds, kidnap Baby Emma (some kid or probably twins) and sling herself in front of a moving car to have another lick!
Meanwhile, over in Genoa City, Meggie (Sean Young) is so gaga over billionaire Victor "Got That" Newman, (Eric Braeden) and the life he provides his former lap dancer-turned-not-quite wife Nikki (Melody Thomas Scott) on The Young and the Restless that she's not above spiking the recovering, pill-popping lush's smoothies in order to have a crack at The Glamorous Life!
She wants to lead,
the Glamorous Life,
She don't need,
a man's touch. —Sheila E.
Okay, where was I? Right! So which of these crazy heffas is nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake?