There's nothing like falling in love with your first sex worker. General Hospital's Michael Corinthos III (Chad Duell) is experiencing this phenomena as we type. I don't know about you guys, but I think T-Pain's classic ode to getting all "XOXO" about one's lap dancer would be the perfect song for young Michael and his pole gymnast, Abby (Andrea Bogart). If not them, maybe Victor and Nikki (Eric Braeden and Melody Thomas Scott)from The Young and the Restless? No? Watch the video below then cast your vote!