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Dirty Soap's Nadia Bjorlin's Mom on Brandon Beemer: "If You Get Married and Have Children, I Will Kill You Myself!"

Dang, son! A new episode of E!'s addictive reality sudser Dirty Soap debuted tonight and it wasn't the soapers who were stealing all the scenes, it was their moms (Although Farah Fath's revelation to One Life to Live costar Josh Kelly that JP Lavoisier's ahem, rooster has a tendency to pop out of those pajamas he's forever sporting was almost the episode's parmount moment!)!


Lavoisier's mom, Bambi was worried about her baby boy moving to LA and being rushed into a marriage she thinks he might not be ready for. Bambi, however was about as ferocious as the Disney cartoon character she shares a name with, compared to Nadia Bjorlin's mother Fary! To say Mama Bjorlin isn't feeling her striking daughter's relationship with the equally beautiful Brandon Beemer is an understament on par with saying Kelly Monaco's General Hospital mom Nancy Lee Grahn is a wee bit opinionated on Twitter!

When Mama Bjorlin wasn't cooking up delicious Persian dishes on tonight's eppy, she was calling Beemer names like "stupid" and "arrogant." She also told The Bold and the Beautiful star, to his face, he had no class and said to Nadia, "If you get married and have children, I will kill you myself." Yowser!

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Not to say all of Mama Bjorlin's hateration was unmerited, since a clip from next week's show spoils The Beems forgetting Bjorlin's birthday! What do you guys think?

Is Mama Bjorlin the new Supreme Reality Super Bitch, or is she right to be going after Beemer about how he treats her kid?