The bad seed of the Quartermaine clan has returned! Now that AJ (Sean Kanan) is back in Port Chuck, who should he bang first? There's his baby mama Carly Corinthos Jacks. Something tells me Kanan and Laura Wright will cause my TV to explode the first time they share a scene.
AJ never got a chance to be a father to Michael (Chad Duell), so maybe he bonds with single mom Elizabeth Webber (Rebecca Herbst)? On the flip slide, there's Liz's rival and Jason's (Steve Burton) "widow" Sam McCall (Kelly Monaco). What better way to pay back his father's bastard son for taking everything from him, than to coozy up to the mother of Jason's newfound son?
AJ already married Sonny's (Maurice Benard) kid sister Courtney (Alicia Leigh Willis) to stick it to the Dimpled Don; maybe this time around he'll go after the coffee importer's daughter Kristina (Lindsey Morgan)?
Or maybe AJ wants an uncomplicated pairing that has nothing to do with old grudges and bitter rivalries? I wouldn't mind seeing him put Maxie Jones (Kirsten Storms) through some Fifty Shades-style paces.
Wishful Storytelling: AJ uses his Q trust to finance Maxie's online fashion magazine and e-Commerce site, www.Maximilliana.com. Before you can say "Holy Cow!", Maxie has him bent over a desk at the ELQ offices, spanking him with a riding crop as a stunned Tracy (Jane Elliot) walks in!
"Luke bought that for my PONY?!" Tracy shrieks.
Which Port Charles lady do you want to see AJ with?