No one sums up The Bold and the Beautiful storylines better than Clarence! In his latest update, a brutha goes IN on Steffy (Jacqueline MacInnes Wood) for beating up that motorcycle like a fool, following her baby-killing accident.
He also shades Dollar Bill Spencer (Don Diamont) for blackmailing Maya (Karla Mosley) and even has harsh criticism for my dear, darling Brooke Logan (Katherine Kelly Lang) for trying to seduce Eric (John McCook) into being her "baby daddy".
Okay, Clarence, you're gonna have to ease up on Logan! The rest of your shade was on point, though. Watch the video after the jump!