Forget Justin Timberlake’s SNL skit or Game of Thrones’ shocking season finale, Stefano DiMera (Joseph Mascolo) wants Rafe’s (Galen Gering) Dick in a Box on Days of Our Lives!
Unlike with Game of Thrones’ unfortunate Theon (Alfie Allen), Sami (Alison Sweeney) used the gun Kate (Lauren Koslow) gifted her with to shoot Stefano’s henchman, before he could give the cop the Bobbit treatment.
Everyone and their mother rushed into Rafe’s room. EJ (James Scott) tried to take the gun away from a stunned Sami. Kate wanted to know what had happened. Kayla (Mary Beth Evans) tried to save the henchman, while Gabi (Camila Banus) watched in shock.
Back at the DiMera mansion, Stefano listened to dramatic, classical music while awaiting confirmation Rafe’s package would be delivered. Stefano reacted like he'd missed his target, while on an illegal ivory horn hunt, once he heard his plan had been foiled.
Hope (Kristian Alfonso) interrogated Sami. Everyone was shocked when Abe (James Reynolds) revealed Sami had shot a cop. Of course Abe went into classic Carver righteous indigestion mode.
Marlena (Deidre Hall) ripped John (Drake Hogestyn) to shreds for his betrayals. She said she couldn't believe their relationship had come to such a point, after all they'd been through.
Nicole (Arianne Zucker) taunted Kristen (Eileen Davidson) by saying she and Brady (Brady) were friends with benefits. The two women ended up in a big, old catfight in Horton Square. Kristen has been on a roll lately. Stefano's daughter has had nasty confrontations with Marlena, Sami and Nicole back-to-back-to-back!
Brady interrupted the fight, pulling Kristen off Nicole. John, Marlena and Eric (Greg Vaughan) all arrived just in time for Brady to tell Kristen off.
Kate told Stefano if he ever tried to kill Rafe again, he’d better kill her too, because she’d come for Stefano. She then vowed to make sure he was truly dead this time. The episode ended with Abe and Hope revealing to a shocked EJ and Sami that no weapon had been found.